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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 14

    Pope Francis Crushes Small Demon Crawling Across Papal Apartment Floor https://trib.al/QqGIYPp pic.twitter.com/SfI2tQRQOo

    12:35 PM - 14 Jan 2018
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    • Lukas Fil Luke Good Wet Bread lucas Andi Xer eric is really digging the longer name field da ra major league greta gerwig deserved better
    35 replies 584 retweets 3,365 likes
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      2. Marc‏ @theoceanlawyers Jan 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/QXHwKEHXiE

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      2. St Peter‏ @stpeteyontweety Jan 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @absrdNEWS

        Frank has big feet

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Lisa Boban‏ @lisaboban Jan 14
        Replying to @stpeteyontweety @TheOnion @absrdNEWS

        That's "Pope Frank" to you.

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Badd Company‏ @BaddCompani Jan 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He stood next to one last yearpic.twitter.com/t8EYaNO9n8

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. v stein‏ @VVis1402 Jan 14
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        Pope confesses he saw it shapeshift from a politician out of the corner of his eye.

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      1. Kate Sweeney‏ @tweens63 Jan 14
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        Breaking news: Pope Francis teams up with Eleven in #StrangerThings3pic.twitter.com/M2MYn1gERJ

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      2. Rooster  🐓 Cogburn‏ @AndrewDissNV Jan 14
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        The Pope wears red shoespic.twitter.com/2xcK8L7KTS

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      1. The Deterraformer‏ @deterraformer Jan 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not a demon, no such existence. In fact an observation and data collection species dropped by our recon crafts during our earth "development inspections". Looks like we need another replacement

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      1. JohnM‏ @JohnMolsonEX Jan 14
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        They all came out from Trump's #shithole.. (#ShitholePresident)

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      1. tired‏ @lumos_my_world Jan 14
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      1. the D Boy‏ @hippopotus45 Jan 14
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        Oh my! Newt Gingrich followed his wife to Italy.

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      1. Dracosfire7‏ @Dracosfire7 Jan 14
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        How dare he crush such a fine person.

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      1. p v‏ @misterptweets Jan 14
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        Heavy is the head that wears the crown (I guess)! #brainwashed

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      1. Manuel‏ @Life_IsNotBad Jan 14
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        lolllll

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      1. gregory ray‏ @gregoryray67 Jan 14
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        That's gonna be messy. He must've ran out of the demon be gone spray. Got Jesus?

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      1. Woernley‏ @Woernley_Raps Jan 14
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        Demon lives mean nothing today.

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