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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 14

    Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week https://trib.al/xeyo94E pic.twitter.com/shiI6iwqUp

    6:07 AM - 14 Jan 2018
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    • Bookzio Kimberly K. ScumChurch Michael Rabinowitz Garrett Burnett Kim Sum Duch Ben Beem Briana  Noelle Professor Important
    49 replies 420 retweets 2,230 likes
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      2. Johnpaul Quinlan‏ @Gnomosapien Jan 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When I finished beating my wife I gave out biscuits to my children. That made everything ok.

        3 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
      3. Pezzonovante‏ @Pezzonovante3 Jan 14
        Replying to @Gnomosapien @TheOnion

        That's the most retarded comment I've read in a long time

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Johnpaul Quinlan‏ @Gnomosapien Jan 14
        Replying to @Pezzonovante3 @TheOnion

        Thanks for sharing. I'll give it the thought it deserves.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Nick Walker‏ @nw3 Jan 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Something about this seems off, in a bad way.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Heath Ackley‏ @hackley01 Jan 14
        Replying to @nw3 @TheOnion

        I think it stings because this is a very common narrative about church attendees and they often serve others in desperate need.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Robert Martin‏Verified account @Brotractor Jan 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is that high-level Onion 😂

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      2.  🎃Freedom-of-Screech 🦉‏ @ElleWest26 Jan 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well played Onion. Well played👏🏼

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3.  🎃Freedom-of-Screech 🦉‏ @ElleWest26 Jan 14
        Replying to @ElleWest26 @TheOnion

        Looks like half the commenters are so used to religious people getting ridiculed that they can’t see the Onion is making fun of those that look down on religious people. ✌🏼🙃

        3 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      4. Larry German‏ @germanski4 Jan 14
        Replying to @ElleWest26 @TheOnion

        Hilarious that people don't get it

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      6. derek (scary)‏ @derekdirge Jan 14
        Replying to @kekfuge @germanski4 @TheOnion

        scolding people in the replies is a way more efficient way to chase that feeling

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      8. derek (scary)‏ @derekdirge Jan 14
        Replying to @kekfuge @germanski4 @TheOnion

        to reuse your argument, the vast majority of replies say nothing of the sort

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. A.A.Ron‏ @erinpatricia2 Jan 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is awful.

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      3. Stephen‏ @MefistofeleMohs Jan 14
        Replying to @erinpatricia2 @TheOnion

        Don't complain about the free food!

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Louie Christensen‏ @LouChristensen_ Jan 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Silly Christians serving their communities, and giving to the poor! https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theblaze.com/news/2016/09/16/study-religion-has-1-2-trillion-impact-on-u-s-economy-each-year/amp/ …

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      2. Freddie Wilson  🎀‏ @frederikia Jan 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂😂 Great message. Some atheist are very agressive, even to the good Christians.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Mf‏ @holidivr Jan 14
        Replying to @frederikia @TheOnion

        Because for every good Christian there are 5 Evangelicals that give y'all a bad name.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Freddie Wilson  🎀‏ @frederikia Jan 14
        Replying to @holidivr @TheOnion

        I’m not Christian. I think if you’re a good person, then youu’re a good person. You don’t need to be a pastor or a loyal Christian to be a good human being.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. JoyWarriorMom‏ @JoyWarriorMom Jan 14
        Replying to @frederikia @holidivr @TheOnion

        Here's another perspective you might like:http://prageru.com/videos/if-there-no-god-murder-isnt-wrong …

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Freddie Wilson  🎀‏ @frederikia Jan 14
        Replying to @JoyWarriorMom @holidivr @TheOnion

        I never said there wasn’t a God. I said I’m not Christian. I don’t follow a religion. I didn’t watch the video, but murder will always be wrong. It’s immoral and disrupts order.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. JoyWarriorMom‏ @JoyWarriorMom Jan 14
        Replying to @frederikia @holidivr @TheOnion

        Yes, you obviously didn't watch it. What are you afraid of? A differing opinion?

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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