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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 13

    Zoo Hosts Contest To Name Baby Of Pregnant Gift Shop Worker https://trib.al/9ht0860 pic.twitter.com/lcwI5mxYPd

    12:23 PM - 13 Jan 2018
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    • Jerome maddy sever Michael Rabinowitz Brycen M. Aaliyah Tya Jones Ash Delanev Fern Hill Tim of Ottawa
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      1. Metta World Pease  Ⓜ️‏ @RPease Jan 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @boyd_jd

        Harambaeby

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      2. Spooky Jon  🎃‏ @JJMeath2377 Jan 13
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        Baby McBabyface

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      1. eightiesdisco‏ @eightiesdisco Jan 13
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        Bumpy MacFrontBump

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      1. Good DAY, Sir!‏ @xISaidGoodDAY Jan 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Purely out of habit, she was impregnated by a gift shop worker on loan from another zoo.

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      1. Edward‏ @EdwardJacksn Jan 13
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        Harambe 🦍

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      1. BeastlyBretMaverick777 🎃‏ @BretMaverick777 Jan 13
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        Egbert, if it's a girl 😮

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        Zooey

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        It will be Baby McBabyface.

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      1. eli :)‏ @drbepsi Jan 13
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        That’s a Sacramento zoo logo on the shirt 👀pic.twitter.com/qUWK72ikEb

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      1. Sam‏ @SamUnreel Jan 13
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        Peanut -perfect for either sex!

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        Igu anna . . . .

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        She looks thrilled 😐

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        I love your tweets! So much better then Shithole.

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        Bumpy McBumpface leading choice.

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