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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 12

    Maverick Hunter's 'Human Beings As Prey' Plan Not As Challenging As Expected https://trib.al/Ckahx5w pic.twitter.com/4w2RplKAAd

    7:19 PM - 12 Jan 2018
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    18 replies 189 retweets 976 likes
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      2. a rock with BIG BUG ENERGY‏ @wireysteal Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Grassfur @7_bubloo the most dangerous game

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Max Fresquez‏ @maxfresquez1 Jan 12
        Replying to @wireysteal @TheOnion and

        Just what I was thinking. Good story.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Bento Bongos‏ @bento_kento Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...K, let me call Sigma if he wants a real challenge.

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      1. GrouchoGlasses‏ @GrouchoGlasses Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @mrrin213

        Lmao #TCMParty

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      1. J Wood‏ @mxyzplx Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But were they as tasty as expected?

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      1. Dump Sockpuppet‏ @DumpSockpuppet Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When i read "Maverick Hunter" I thought you meant this guypic.twitter.com/py4Yv9IVq3

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      1. Harcourt Fenton Mudd‏ @HFentonMudd Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Aww! He looks like Dr. Bombay from “Bewitched”

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      1. proletariat‏ @File__Not_Found Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Put up a free WiFi sign and wait

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      1. Bunny Bumfuzzle‏ @BunnyBumfuzzle Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "If they hadn't hidden in barrels..."

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      1. The Deterraformer‏ @deterraformer Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You Humans make easy hunting prey indeed. Why the "Predator" race put so much value on your bones is beyond us Greys. But the sport is highly recommended and almost guaranteed

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      1. Mike Bullard‏ @dabull1014 Jan 12
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        I volunteer as tribute

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      1. Deimos‏ @MusingsOfDeimos Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The nerd in me gets a big warm feeling (no, not that feeling) whenever I see another Onion article based loosely on something from my days of high school English class.

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      1. Ben Williams‏ @BWilliams1901 Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hide and Seek for the privileged. :)

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      1. Kole Swesey‏ @Sweeze_ Jan 12
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        Is that Wilfred Brimley

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      1. M Donovan‏ @cmdtheartist Jan 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm a little disturbed that I laughed as much as I did at this story. I tried to get my wife to join me by reading it out loud, but unfortunately she's an adult all of a sudden.

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      1. Ron Baker‏ @huntingzero Jan 12
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        pic.twitter.com/LhzLUfIaDg

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 12
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        If you’re going to hunt us, give us a chance at least!! Let us out of this cage...pic.twitter.com/iroMFAjppy

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      1.  🥓‏ @babybacon80085 Jan 12
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        @bri_katz st first glance thought it was ted

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