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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 12

    Trump Insists That Now, More Than Ever, Americans Must Stand Strong In Face Of Empathy https://trib.al/IdO1joB pic.twitter.com/Vedw4NUbbM

    9:09 AM - 12 Jan 2018
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    • Goldenway Immigration Canada spooked trudge Ellen Cherry Berry 💞🍒🌸 whorchata Michael Rabinowitz VOTE!  JUST VOTE!!! Ashley Mangos Paul Campbell Haider
    29 replies 723 retweets 2,594 likes
      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As a Brit living in Britain I was shocked to hear Mr Trump does not want to come and see us now. It is Sad News . . . . HAHAHAHha ha ha ha ha ha hahahah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h aha ha hahahaha haha ha ha ha. . Ooooo you could always send a Fake Mr Trump.

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      1. TINY BALL OF CLAWS, TEETH, AND ANGER ಠ_ಠ‏ @stealthbadger Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Y'all are a national treasure.pic.twitter.com/Nmogm3bnDU

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      1. Roger Campbell‏ @safetyeyegouge Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trumpathypic.twitter.com/0Ft82viJtK

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And one more thing, have empathy for the guy with tiny hands! #Winingthehandjobvotepic.twitter.com/z3zc4gud8x

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      2. Chance Dorris‏ @chancedorris Jan 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @rscottp @markbayer now we have to change the content of the empathy/sympathy video...

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Mark Boo-yer‏ @markbayer Jan 13
        Replying to @chancedorris @TheOnion

        What’s worse than a deer with a sandwich?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Abigail‏ @gm2esamtab Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well hell, who wrote that for him? He never heard the word empathy or understanding in his life.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Susan‏ @LADYXSUEBEE Jan 12
        Replying to @gm2esamtab @TheOnion

        The onion is a satire site (but since we live in upsidedownland now, it's getting harder and harder to tell)

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Flake News‏ @TheFlakeNews Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump Laments ‘Good Old Days’ When Only His Tenants Called Him Racist #DACA #Haiti #norwayhttp://theflake.news/trumpinterview 

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      1. Nahii‏ @Nahii50785226 Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How can u think to be united when ur not even in peace with ur self😂

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      1.  ↪‏ @HappyGoodman Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Empathy 😂

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      1. JohnDoe‏ @TheReaIJohnDoe Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We really should.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As long as they don’t come from Shit-Hole countries that is....

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      1. Pete Riot‏ @PeterTheriot Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not sure this is Onion material, since this is the right's literal, actual position.

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      1. VOTE! JUST VOTE!!!‏ @SeaToSky69 Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @Paulhaider74

        I think the irony may be lost on this guypic.twitter.com/ZstiFYeq0z

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      1. Angery Bloke‏ @AngeryBloke Jan 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/f23T6is3Qu

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      1. Miguelanjello‏ @m_jello033 Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hahahahahaha

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      1. Library Lady‏ @hot4mysoldier Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump would never make such a statement. It was way too coherent.

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