Yes, translates to this!! By the way, thanks for the Tax Cut!! Now I have an extra 35 cents to buy my kid a shoe-lace!!pic.twitter.com/y4uhSmx8lt
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Yes, translates to this!! By the way, thanks for the Tax Cut!! Now I have an extra 35 cents to buy my kid a shoe-lace!!pic.twitter.com/y4uhSmx8lt
Too bad it's for a bi-monthly pay period......pic.twitter.com/a4h51uNnhZ
As someone who is paid once-a-month, this is hysterical! #payday
Oh, C'MON, Onion must have a finger on the pulse of the middle class. 


One day I’ll make it 14 days
wait, this is possible?
lol you guys keep digging up that gold and I'm gonna keep sending it to my grandma's aol
That'd be the MONorah
And on the eighth day my TV was reported
Mine lasted 2 whole days.
how's this #MomMagic—I lived off a publishing salary that I had to stretch over TWO WEEKS, bc I only got paid EVERY OTHER WEEK.
It was in this moment I realized my spending habits need some work 

Shame they get paid bi-weekly.
My god
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