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This is one of their best. I never used to retweet Onion because they're already so popular, but I want everybody to see what kind of stuff they've got now.
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My mom, sadly.
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DELETE IT
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Yeesh close to the bone there
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might be the most sexist thing i heard ever. but probably true
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Ahhh, the cycle of life
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Too soon

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Onion is getting really dark lately....





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I don't know who to pity more, this poor woman or her daughters.
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Funny
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Try making them wear the same clothes you do... Their self-esteem will only improve......not!pic.twitter.com/qo2PJh9xb4
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