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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 11

    Mother Trying Her Best To Project Same Amount Of Insecurities Onto All Her Daughters https://trib.al/UZ1w0Jv pic.twitter.com/KJIaLY7bom

    6:25 PM - 11 Jan 2018
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    17 replies 275 retweets 1,767 likes
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      2. robin ruttle‏ @robinruttle Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This one shouldn’t have made it off the Post It™️

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. The Musings of Don Nadie  🎭‏ @Don_Nadie69 Jan 11
        Replying to @robinruttle @TheOnion

        This is one of their best. I never used to retweet Onion because they're already so popular, but I want everybody to see what kind of stuff they've got now.

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      1. eat ur gotdamn vegetable‏ @Mew_Frosting Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My mom, sadly.

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      1. emile  ⁉️ #WasteItOnMeNow‏ @honeynutemilios Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        DELETE IT

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      1.  💔 🥞heartbreak pancake 🥞 💔‏ @schneidcomment Jan 11
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        @kateeschneid

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      1. Caleb Anderson‏ @pebble107 Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeesh close to the bone there @TheOnion

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      1. АЛЛАН 🦁(est. 1962)‏ @one2bet Jan 11
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        might be the most sexist thing i heard ever. but probably true

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      1. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ahhh, the cycle of life

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      1. Donald Davis‏ @ddteachpaz Jan 11
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        😂🤣😄😅pic.twitter.com/1dYCZ62K8y

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      1. Paige Bolinger‏ @paigereader76 Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too soon 😉🙁

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      1. The Musings of Don Nadie  🎭‏ @Don_Nadie69 Jan 11
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        Onion is getting really dark lately.... 👏👏👏👏👏👏

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      1. Speedball Tucker‏ @Poolsharkrocker Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh so she’s liberal...that’s not news or fake news that the onion specializes in...this is truth...get back to the #fakenews @TheOnion is known for.

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      1. Patrick Cannady‏ @CannadyPatrick Jan 11
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        I don't know who to pity more, this poor woman or her daughters.

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      1. Melody M‏ @Melody6299 Jan 11
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        😂😑😭

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      1. mio123‏ @HorseMore Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Funny

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      1. Goran Vučković‏ @gvuckovic Jan 12
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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 12
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        Try making them wear the same clothes you do... Their self-esteem will only improve......not!pic.twitter.com/qo2PJh9xb4

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