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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 11

    Report: A Nice, Smooth Cigarette Sounds Good Right About Now, Doesn’t It?pic.twitter.com/GvPGwWEmrL

    9:35 AM - 11 Jan 2018
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    • Tyler Cunningham Aaron Messer Dundrum Counselling MIACP Live.Your.Truth. SandpaperC0nd0m Spooky Zach-o'-Lantern🎃 Ḓ̩̜͔͔̟̝ͧͫA̿҉Ṇ̡͑ͭ͂ͩ̄̍ͣ Captain Yesterday Tim Price Victoria Gordon
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      2. Hungry Zucy scary Zucy‏ @AwesomeHaircut Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's a bit rude to post for people that struggle with smoking my dude

        8 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
      3. juice 🎃‏ @RexTrillerson Jan 11
        Replying to @AwesomeHaircut @TheOnion

        Look away

        1 reply 0 retweets 44 likes
      4. Peter D‏ @petrd1 Jan 11
        Replying to @RexTrillerson @AwesomeHaircut @TheOnion

        There is no struggle. There is only do or not do 😃

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Danny Coll‏ @DannyColl Jan 11
        Replying to @mattmccullagh87 @TheOnion

        Erm, you know the onions a parody account?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      4. A Bee‏ @VoyeurBee Jan 11
        Replying to @mattmccullagh87 @DannyColl @TheOnion

        The world isn't going to help you quit.

        0 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
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      2. Duchess Elizabeth von Teig, Doomsayer of Sithrak‏ @LizivonTeig Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's just mean to everyone trying to quit.

        2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Gluten-Free Tide Pod‏ @DavidOlson21 Jan 11
        Replying to @LizivonTeig @TheOnion

        the point

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Paul F. Parmley‏ @PaulParmley Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Evil brilliance.

        0 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
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      2. Haider Soomro‏ @haidersoomro93 Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A week since i stopped. This video didn't help

        2 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Scott REDRUM Gibbs  📚‏ @ScottNGibbs Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yep, it sure does. But I quit 4 months ago! Damn, you, Onion!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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      2. thatcrazytoaster‏ @1crazy_toaster Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion, totally not cool to promote smoking. I'm unsubscribing. You were funny up until now :-)

        7 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      4. thatcrazytoaster‏ @1crazy_toaster Jan 11
        Replying to @DilToThe @TheOnion

        :-)

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      1. XVG SEA-MONKEY‏ @xvgseamonkey Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If you sold #XRP on the dip then I feel bad for you son, bet you could use one of these now #hodl #Ripple

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      1. Michael E. Porter‏ @MichaelEPorter1 Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I quit smoking on January 1st, 2018, and this video made me want a smoke so bad. But, I guess, I will pass.

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      1. fearection‏ @ariendica Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sounds gross af 🤢 to people trying to quit stay strong!! y'all got this! divert your thoughts to the health problems and the gross smell/taste

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      1. You can't just ask people why they're white.‏ @bkraky1 Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A deep, guilty part of me gets a small pleasure knowing that statistically there's at least one person out there trying to quit right now and this just broke their soul.

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