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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 11

    Man Completely Blindsided By Seemingly Normal Stranger Telling Him To ‘Have A Blessed Day’ https://trib.al/OWkcHXc pic.twitter.com/Ynsk7AVIRA

    8:46 AM - 11 Jan 2018
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 11

        The man was dressed in plain, everyday clothes, had a calm demeanor, and did not give off any outward signs of being unusual in any way before employing the religious language. https://trib.al/1T1ymcR pic.twitter.com/5a3em0tPJC

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      1. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Them: Have a blessed day! Jesus loves you! Me: Odin the Alföðr loves you too. Live well and die in battle that the Valkyries will carry you away and you might join him in Valhalla!

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Never trust anyone who is Normal.

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      1. Matt Morbid‏ @fartboss Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        MY ATHEISM

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      1. Mike Hartley‏ @hartsmind Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I say back “be lucky”

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      1. Umitencho‏ @UmitenchoHere Jan 11
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        We need more kindness in this world.

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      1. um probablynot‏ @dislexic96iowa Jan 11
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        pic.twitter.com/smmxXp0JGv

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      1. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Zeus and Jupiter bless you.

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      2. Post-Coredaddy‏ @Coredaddy Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ppt_slave

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      3. ppt slave‏ @ppt_slave Jan 11
        Replying to @Coredaddy @TheOnion

        Holy shit i actually thought this was me for a second and was really confused

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      1. Mitch Rightman‏ @DickStickman Jan 11
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        MFWpic.twitter.com/TvBLLltbm3

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      1. Rando Gammon‏ @RandoThreat Jan 11
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        This happened to me once so I alerted the authorities. They eventually tracked the perpetrator down.

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      1. Fawad khan‏ @FawadAlikhan17 Jan 11
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        What is wrong with people nowadays. #Ineedmyspace

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      1. Ellen Matishek‏ @ematishek Jan 11
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        lol!

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      1. Jean Orlando‏ @JeanOrlando90 Jan 11
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        @waluski21

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      1. LoriHutchings‏ @LoriThomsen714 Jan 11
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        Obviously he doesn't live in the bible belt.

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      1. TheManDirtyDan‏ @TheManDirtyDan1 Jan 11
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        Even saying goodmorning to someone can completely make my/someone's day.

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      1. Steve  🇮🇪 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 🎸‏ @GeddyMercury Jan 11
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      1. Linda‏ @cleflygirl15 Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂😂

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