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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 10

    Tips For Sticking To Your Dietpic.twitter.com/JKujKQJeHx

    8:21 PM - 10 Jan 2018
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      1.  ⭐️ Isabella Brown → Weight Loss Advisor  ⭐️‏ @weightlosstipsp Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Motivational video 😎

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 10
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        Try to cut down to no more than TWO Nacho Hats per day...pic.twitter.com/G45et3eFkq

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      2. Daniel Pincus‏ @danpincus Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Seriously, folks?https://youtu.be/TG_jtVWXj5g 

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      3. life is scary enough i don't want a scary name too‏ @_canorris_ Jan 10
        Replying to @danpincus @TheOnion

        im failing to see how this is applicable to a satirical article

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      4. Popper‏ @PoppertheCat Jan 10
        Replying to @_canorris_ @danpincus @TheOnion

        It wouldn't be the internet if someone didn't ruin a joke.

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      2. Matthew Trevorrow‏ @matttrevorrow Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @anthonykustura 😂😂

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      3. Anthony Kustura‏Verified account @anthonykustura Jan 11
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        It's too REAL!pic.twitter.com/Os4ValgLu5

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      1. Chanse Singleton‏ @ChanseSingleton Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fasting is the only way I can lose weight! Have a regular breakfast, a small lunch, and no dinner. No snacks. You sleep through the hunger, and the weight falls off! I lost 25 lbs in two months... but I'm also 22. That may have something to do with it...

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      1. Wes Mangum‏ @mangumtribe55 Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sorry @treykerby no pocket dogs if you wanna stay healthy

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      1. Slinky_Minky‏ @beckyfs22 Jan 10
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        Thank you Onion!

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      1. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 Jan 10
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        And to fit into your current clothes without having to buy more stuff.

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      1. gg‏ @gatorgrl114 Jan 10
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        😂😂😂

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      1. Repented Antifa Hipster  🌹‏ @JimPrice47 Jan 10
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        When I am facing possible heart attack, stroke, or diabetes, the humor kinda loses it’s punch.

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      1. AviatorGhoul‏ @Av8orGamer Jan 10
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        I suddenly feel so motivated.

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      1. The Spooky Vidya Boothers‏ @supervidyabros Jan 10
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        My diet sticks to me. I love my hunny as long as I stick to my exercises.

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      1. Stanley G Buford‏ @StanleyGBuford Jan 10
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        Good advice...I think! :-)

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      1. Andrew Wise‏ @A_Wiser Jan 10
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        I will not give up pocket snacks

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