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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 10

    Area Dad Stares Longingly At Covered Grill In Backyard https://trib.al/v6SnXB2 pic.twitter.com/zmaoqGO2aU

    3:10 PM - 10 Jan 2018
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    30 replies 456 retweets 2,380 likes
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      2. Heather Roberti‏ @HeatherRoberti Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Balloon towers today in the Stem Lab! #wwpschatpic.twitter.com/UJ375QJuN8

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Kristen Clark‏ @401BuckeyeGirl Jan 11
        Replying to @HeatherRoberti @TheOnion

        Ummm why is this a reply to the Onion? *lol*

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      4. Heather Roberti‏ @HeatherRoberti Jan 11
        Replying to @401BuckeyeGirl @TheOnion

        I had opened that first!

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      2. Cole Forrest‏ @ColeForrest Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @j_mac17 @tsands55

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      3. Terry‏ @tsands55 Jan 10
        Replying to @ColeForrest @TheOnion @j_mac17

        This is horse shit #HurryUpSummerpic.twitter.com/HHDBYpuugl

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      1. Laura Askelin‏ @cursedthing Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        um, obviously doesn't live in MN or he would shovel a path, bundle up and make some winter steaks.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And looks longingly at the hamburgers still outside in the snow... just waiting for that grill to fire up!pic.twitter.com/ItipBCEqQU

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      1. SMOD C137‏ @PaulWDrake Jan 10
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        pic.twitter.com/vfMnHx9OWR

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      1.  🍓 kayla  🍓‏ @kaylafinstein Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @zacharycalman u

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      1. Danny‏ @Puffwoody Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this has been me every day

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      1. ^On 👋🏾‏ @The_Hip_NoTiCe Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Soon come old man. Soon come...

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      2. spooky danny brown fan account‏ @roomiecrisis Jan 10
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        @kathdunham16

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      2. Jeff O'Meara‏ @jomeara555 Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's ok to grill in cold weather, even if it's snowing.

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      4. Jeff O'Meara‏ @jomeara555 Jan 10
        Replying to @BannedLast @TheOnion

        It's ok to bring the cooked food inside. That's sort of step two to grilling in cold weather.

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      1. Get RUSTY!‏ @BakerD42 Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I liked this article but after a bit thought he could still fire that bad boy up, slap some t-bones and ribs on it then go back inside and stare just as longingly at it.

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      1. Aaron1986‏ @AaronMoll3 Jan 10
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        I know excatly how he feels

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      1. RyGuy‏ @ryanmsteel Jan 10
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        Non-dads too (me)

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