My brain does a quick review of this list every time I consider leaving the house.
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Ironically, on the last day of the project both supercomputers crashed simultaneously, and since there was no alternative backup, the list was lost.pic.twitter.com/LNPlrM2ZB8
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If only that had been higher than #218 on the list itself, someone might have paid attention to it.
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Neck breaks while clowning around lmao.
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This isn’t a complete list
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I’m so glad someone else read this.
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You forgot Hillary becomes POTUS.
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Police horse bites off your finger when you offer it an apple, lose your keys in a holly bush, neighbours at it again, dentist has bad breath, blow a tire on a two lane bridge, toilet water reservoir tank cracks and explodes in the middle of the night, bad actors, out of wine.
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Funny, they didn’t mention the obvious... It happens all the time in the Mid-West...pic.twitter.com/WzMYlTPktg
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"Friends, family learn the truth"
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I feel much better now.
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Pretty comprehensive. “Everyone finds out yr a fraud”
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Pretty sure you a few trillion things short on this list. Will hash it out later.
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The full file is over 2 gigabytes of text.
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