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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 10

    NicoDerm Introduces New Nicotine Eye Patch https://trib.al/xyl2wrX pic.twitter.com/2r3fKFz96j

    10:25 AM - 10 Jan 2018
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    58 replies 569 retweets 2,907 likes
      1. Toby Nihgaat‏ @themessiah20 Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/nssDwE702S

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      1. SciJohn‏ @SciJohn Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As seen in Pirates of The Nicotine.

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      1. String Bass Theory  🏒 🏳️‍🌈 📚 🎵 🤔 ⚛️‏ @StringBassMotiv Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        NicoD-Arrrrrrrrghm

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      1. Mike Ellis‏ @TheOnlyMike_E Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've heard it matches with Smokey eye makeup, for the concerned make up applicator.

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      2. Almost Human‏ @caterwauler Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So does she normally smoke through her eye?

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      3. pencilpusher(sox)...‏ @pandaproduce Jan 10
        Replying to @caterwauler @TheOnion

        Good qn mate. A butt patch is more feasible cuz there's smoke down there too.

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      1. dave campbell‏ @yerfaceismycase Jan 10
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        . For those who can't see themselves Quitting? .

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      1. Nafin Henry‏ @banksycakeeater Jan 10
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        @odilcita

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      1. Sam White‏ @xbsa66 Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        to be used on both eyes while driving...

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      1. Spencer Bogad‏ @SpencerBogad Jan 10
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        “You gotta see it, to believe it”

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      1. Ian Babcock‏ @IanBabcock10 Jan 11
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        @tswan40

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      1. Nick Popagiorgio‏ @jmax7788 Jan 11
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        Pirate Nation is stoked!!

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      1. Sarah‏ @SarcasmoToYou Jan 10
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      1. #SLS AMG‏ @slsamples1 Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @luvmy2girls4evr

        You can't smoke what you can't see.

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      1. CoreyP‏ @C_Bear_14 Jan 10
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        With optional Illuminati pyramid design lol

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      1. G Davis/gadlaw  🌊‏ @gadlaw6 Jan 10
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        Even pirates need to quit smoking.

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      1. Hillary Briss‏ @HillaryBriss Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        looks good, but you need a prescription from your doctor AND your optometrist

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      1. Carlos‏ @closgolfing Jan 10
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      1. Eric‏ @ExcitedApathy Jan 10
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        Apply directly to the eye.

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      1. Brian Fitzgerald‏ @ahboythekid Jan 10
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        Cuts cravings by 50%

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