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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 10

    Audiobook Narrator Really Going For Broke With Cajun Accent https://trib.al/JL5KkKF pic.twitter.com/xY77Gr1aZ5

    9:07 AM - 10 Jan 2018
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    12 replies 184 retweets 1,271 likes
      1. Eiscream Ridge‏ @notbangalore Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        see also "NCIS: New Orleans"

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      2. Joshua Scarin’ McCammon‏ @Josh_McCammon Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SingleWithFries

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Lauren Ezzo‏ @SingleWithFries Jan 10
        Replying to @Josh_McCammon @TheOnion

        I once got kicked off a title for having an incredibly crap-tastic Cajun accent.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Joshua Scarin’ McCammon‏ @Josh_McCammon Jan 10
        Replying to @SingleWithFries @TheOnion

        No way.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Lauren Ezzo‏ @SingleWithFries Jan 10
        Replying to @Josh_McCammon @TheOnion

        Big, big way.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Joshua Scarin’ McCammon‏ @Josh_McCammon Jan 10
        Replying to @SingleWithFries @TheOnion

        Want to really mess up making beignets?

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Lauren Ezzo‏ @SingleWithFries Jan 10
        Replying to @Josh_McCammon @TheOnion

        DIBDAB-DOO-DAUB.BEEN-YAYYY CREY-FEESHgumBO

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      8. Garrett Harle‏ @SupperEyes Jan 10
        Replying to @SingleWithFries @Josh_McCammon @TheOnion

        It's like I just landed in Nola

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Lauren Ezzo‏ @SingleWithFries Jan 10
        Replying to @SupperEyes @Josh_McCammon @TheOnion

        Our nicknames in college were Del Delacroix and Lee Benoit.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. getting sodas‏ @LilGermy Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whenever I see an onion headline I like to imagine the inspiration behind it. What was happening in the writers life that led them to crafting the story. That works well for this one.

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      1. KryptoKingMac!‏ @ELEProbtc Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

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      1. Gabriel G Louw‏ @GabrielGLouw Jan 11
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        @audible_com

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      1. Ngo Pho Quing-Body‏ @iamngobody Jan 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let me know when the Kung Fu fighting starts and the cuisine is served.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 10
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        These accents for his meal?pic.twitter.com/ygem4sEluf

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      1. Derrick USANOW‏ @USANOW14 Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does he look Cajun? Are a lot of people into audiobooks? Do we care what causes people to "go for broke"?

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      1. madison dankocsik‏ @madisodankocsik Jan 10
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      1. jumbo‏ @pockywagon Jan 10
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        This is just so fucking funny, i love you guys

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