Giant Meteor FTWpic.twitter.com/aQoyqii3Qy
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....and sharks, preferably flying ones.
I'm kind of leaning towards being on a bridge, getting out of the car slowly as the surge steadily approaches the structure as people behind me scream and run in the background. Violins and drums would flow through the air, leading to a crescendo as the whitecaps consume me.
Don't forget to slowly remove your sunglasses, mouth agape in disbelief.
Surf's Up!
And 98% hope that it starts with New York first...pic.twitter.com/CrBvGhA3hp
Only if it takes out someone I don’t like first so I can watch it.
Count me in that 78%!
And here I was rooting for the Yellowstone caldera....
Did the mudslide come in the form of a giant wave? No? Then that has nothing to do with it.
Obscure and hard to imagine by most readers. Not worthy of a chuckle or even.... anything. I hated it!
Oh, if they only knew 

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