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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 10

    Mutant Hockey League Worried City Of St. Mucus Won’t Publicly Finance New Arena For Ooze https://trib.al/iT86CfT pic.twitter.com/ySBY3s3rT3

    7:49 AM - 10 Jan 2018
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 10

        The Ooze, one of the oldest franchises in the Toxic Conference, have reportedly been trying for months to negotiate a deal to replace the aging St. Mucus Arena in time for the 2019 MHL season. https://trib.al/JY6KLSu pic.twitter.com/IIv0HVO5uh

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      2. Alexis‏ @ruronirican Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's awesome seeing the theonion strike a piece with one of my favorite genesis games of all time, kudos to you sir!

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      3. Patrick‏ @44jokereire Jan 10
        Replying to @ruronirican @TheOnion

        Bones Jackson is da real mvp

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      1. Tyler S‏ @threeandtwenty Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        no matter how much I love the Ooze, the mutants of St. Mucus shouldn't have to pay for a new arena.

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      1. Pacing the cage...‏ @realgonzoid Jan 10
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        Just make the corpuscles pay for it. Say it’s for ‘civic pride’! Then triple ticket prices, and halve the parking space! It works every time!

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      1. Nicholas Liappas‏ @nickliappas Jan 10
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        Wow, throwback

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      1. Phil Goyette‏ @PhilOfSports Jan 10
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        WHY DID THEY RE-SIGN BRETT SKULL THEN?!

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      2. Andrew Critchell‏ @abcritchell Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @nfjenkins add the Ooze to the doc!!

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      1. Tamara‏ @_tmar Jan 10
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        @MikeDrucker

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      1. Mega Spooky Super Evil Dr. Halloween Vampire Guy‏ @Dr_Awesome Jan 10
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        Holy shit I love you.

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      1. Francis LaLonde‏ @ballpark_frank Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOVE this...reminds me of my old S-O-M/APBA days...!!! (#BurmeseBloodMonkeys of the #DBA)...

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      1. Danny Moss‏ @DMoss101 Jan 10
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        That was a sweet game.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 10
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        The new design for the Stadium, with replica Statue of Liberty in the square out front!!pic.twitter.com/KPQhRASoIB

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      1. Dick Clark‏ @BipDick Jan 10
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        Got it!

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      1. Larry Russock‏ @THELarrold Jan 10
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        Omg I used to watch to mutant football league TV show!

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      1. Derrick USANOW‏ @USANOW14 Jan 10
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        Lame, lame- the Onions too lame to even pay attention to! (unless it's to boo them)!

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