Hahaha this is the fine line where if it hadn't said the Onion I might've believed it was real. This was like all the stuff I listened to in high school
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Wait a second. This isn't
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Yeah but Jesus was cool
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Jesus also could not carry a tune and constantly screwed up the lyrics to Kansas' Wayward Son.
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Gawd damnit (pun intended), that gave me quite the roaring laugh.
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Area evangelist looks at bottom line and is encouraged.
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Was Jesus in a crappy band?
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This is one of the all-time funniest Onion articles.
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"You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at."---Tina Fey
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You mean that they are VERY Cross with the crowd???
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Creed is getting back together?
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U no how jdog felt
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