New Regulation Requires All Protected Species To Be Actively Looking For New Habitat In Order To Receive Funding https://trib.al/syvhpzH pic.twitter.com/0KEe0ENd0K
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"Satire is dead at the hands of reality"
when you have to google to make sure it's satire
So when did The Onion start doing real news?
Wait is this a joke?! I can’t take this
Fooking bears refuse to help themselves and just expect the federal government to do everything for them. Lazy entitled millennial bears with their starbucks and their smartphones.
Speaking for the boys, Zinke, you best not be getting ideas about what to do next from the onion.pic.twitter.com/GYTirUfx1j
I can’t even tell anymore. 
Outstanding. @patagonia and @outsidemagazine.
What part of this isn't crazy as a trump ?
Everyone, attention please, move one full #climate zone to the North!
#Climatechange is not funny.
As he said before, the map suggests he cohabitates with some human, just to see if it would work. No emotional attachments, just room mates.pic.twitter.com/JAH58LElh8
Brilliant.
Brain....hurt
Can you get us a real government job? We will be glad to relocate to the White House.pic.twitter.com/LvH3s1u1Jn
Thanks for being kind to us Manatees off the Coast of Florida Zinke. Now, be kind to the rest of our relations and stop that dastardly plan to drill off shore. Every marine mammel is putting up signs saying: NIMB. (Not in my backyard).pic.twitter.com/pbWhDgbKtu
He didn't really say this did he ? Because if he did he's an idiot .
The Onion is fast losing relevance. Reality has become so much more onionish.
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