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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 9

      New Regulation Requires All Protected Species To Be Actively Looking For New Habitat In Order To Receive Funding https://trib.al/syvhpzH pic.twitter.com/0KEe0ENd0K

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 9

      .@SecretaryZinke: “Effective immediately, America’s at-risk species must prove they are making an effort to find a different ecosystem to live in if they wish to obtain government assistance for their continued survival.” https://trib.al/oKhGoRJ pic.twitter.com/9kEDjVtjhB

      6:39 PM - 9 Jan 2018
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        1. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Jan 9
          Replying to @TheOnion @SecretaryZinke

          "Satire is dead at the hands of reality"

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        1. Adam Ferber‏ @oneevilchef Jan 9
          Replying to @TheOnion @SecretaryZinke

          pic.twitter.com/n8WNJ15Sd1

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        1. Deep Green Philly‏ @deepgreenphilly Jan 9
          Replying to @TheOnion @SecretaryZinke

          when you have to google to make sure it's satire

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        1. Liz Webb‏ @livingstonfan Jan 9
          Replying to @TheOnion @SecretaryZinke

          So when did The Onion start doing real news?

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        1. Jossu  🎃‏ @jossu505 Jan 9
          Replying to @TheOnion @SecretaryZinke

          Wait is this a joke?! I can’t take this

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        1. Andrew D'Amico‏ @MyOnlyFarph Jan 9
          Replying to @TheOnion @SecretaryZinke

          Fooking bears refuse to help themselves and just expect the federal government to do everything for them. Lazy entitled millennial bears with their starbucks and their smartphones.

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        1. Mary Redoutey‏ @RedouteyMary Jan 9
          Replying to @TheOnion @SecretaryZinke

          Speaking for the boys, Zinke, you best not be getting ideas about what to do next from the onion.pic.twitter.com/GYTirUfx1j

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        1. sanjerina‏ @sanjerina Jan 9
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I can’t even tell anymore. 🙄

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        1. Chris Hohmann‏ @MomentumChris Jan 9
          Replying to @TheOnion @SecretaryZinke

          Outstanding. @patagonia and @outsidemagazine.

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        1. Donna  🇺🇸 ✌🏼 🌊 🌻 🎣‏ @overallthiscrap Jan 11
          Replying to @TheOnion @SecretaryZinke

          What part of this isn't crazy as a trump ?

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        1. Seafloor Scott‏ @SeafloorScott Jan 10
          Replying to @TheOnion @SecretaryZinke

          Everyone, attention please, move one full #climate zone to the North! #Climatechange is not funny.

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        1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 9
          Replying to @TheOnion @SecretaryZinke

          As he said before, the map suggests he cohabitates with some human, just to see if it would work. No emotional attachments, just room mates.pic.twitter.com/JAH58LElh8

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        1. ProChoiceByron‏ @jbyron75 Jan 9
          Replying to @TheOnion @SecretaryZinke

          Brilliant.

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        1. Andrew Machata‏ @Toxiccoccyx66 Jan 9
          Replying to @TheOnion @SecretaryZinke

          Brain....hurt

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        2. Mary Redoutey‏ @RedouteyMary Jan 9
          Replying to @TheOnion @SecretaryZinke

          Can you get us a real government job? We will be glad to relocate to the White House.pic.twitter.com/LvH3s1u1Jn

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. Mary Redoutey‏ @RedouteyMary Jan 9
          Replying to @RedouteyMary @TheOnion @SecretaryZinke

          Thanks for being kind to us Manatees off the Coast of Florida Zinke. Now, be kind to the rest of our relations and stop that dastardly plan to drill off shore. Every marine mammel is putting up signs saying: NIMB. (Not in my backyard).pic.twitter.com/pbWhDgbKtu

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        2. Jack McDonald‏ @jlmcdo38 Jan 9
          Replying to @TheOnion @SecretaryZinke

          He didn't really say this did he ? Because if he did he's an idiot .

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        3. James‏ @james_eoghan Jan 9
          Replying to @jlmcdo38 @TheOnion @SecretaryZinke

          pic.twitter.com/SgyZwIqR6u

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        1. Jen Gassman‏ @JenniferGassman Jan 11
          Replying to @TheOnion @SecretaryZinke

          LOL

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        1. Margery AP W  🇺🇸 🇨🇦 💙 🌊‏ @MargeryAPW Jan 11
          Replying to @TheOnion @SecretaryZinke

          The Onion is fast losing relevance. Reality has become so much more onionish.

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