This is why I always set out a few extra
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"Rubber dub dub thanks for the grub"


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The TV Pastor says, “You guys are working too hard. I just toss the money into the air, and what God wants, he keeps, and whatever falls to the floor...”
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Who can argue with God on this matter?
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The Imam says, “I do something similar. But I draw a small circle on the floor, toss the money in the air and whatever stays in the circle I keep for the mosque and the rest goes to charity.
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I’ve seen it happen. I’m a wide-eyed non-believer. Or I was until He snagged the rolls.
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@TheTweetOfGod C’mon...Really? You DO work in mysterious ways.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Lame Lame! Why would God do this. How is it funny?
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Not to be anti-religious, but if they lifted their heads from prayer, they would have seen that it was actually one of these sky-rats that did the theft.... Very bun-nie indeed...pic.twitter.com/NuZnIjWcug
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The Rabbi says, “Well, I draw a big circle on the floor and then take all the money and toss it in the air. What falls inside the circle goes to charity, what falls out of the circle goes to the temple fund.”
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More like God kills the father, orders rape for the mother, gives daughter for slavery and plagues the son - all for eating the wrong food.
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Well god's going to hell. Everyone knows you're suppose to wait for grace to be over before eating.
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God has been known to do that. Will also try and steal your cake too, if you're not watching.
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Sounds as likely as man made climate change...
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THAT BASTARD! I KNEW IT THAT BASTARD!!
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Come on, you guys can do better than this.
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