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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 9

    Pile Of Dirty Clothes On Bedroom Floor Starting To Mix With Pile Of Clean Clothes On Bedroom Floor https://trib.al/9Qvw5Mr pic.twitter.com/Ls0FKyWoPs

    8:26 AM - 9 Jan 2018
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    • MH rocío a. úngaro Humean Being Fondue Ϛքօօҟվ ҍąҍҽ 🦇 Rebecca Charlie Collins taylor Cranky
    86 replies 1,030 retweets 4,312 likes
      1. Find me on Mastodon‏ @AmyDentata Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @gemini6ice

        I thought this site was satire

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      1. Bethany D‏ @BethanyD505 Jan 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who took this picture of my house. They didn't have permission.

        0 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
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      1. landon cassill‏Verified account @landoncassill Jan 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It me

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      2. Keri from Toronto‏ @galaxygirl824 Jan 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @JasonAndDeb @jasondick101x @DebOKeefe This is why @Staycrafty512 & I almost hung all of Jason's clothes up while he was gone. 😜 #Almost

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      4. Jason Dick‏ @jasondick101x Jan 9
        Replying to @craftyvixen512 @galaxygirl824 and

        I have a process. Mind your biz!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Before Casey One‏ @caseyzero Jan 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @robynbr

        #TheStruggleIsRealpic.twitter.com/wodb4Xgkxv

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      3. Robyn Bremner‏ @robynbr Jan 10
        Replying to @caseyzero @TheOnion

        I would reply with a picture of my washing but I'm living that student life where I don't use baskets, I drape all my washing over myself and hope nothing falls out as I bring it in. It's on my floor now but I vacuumed like a month ago so should be fine

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Before Casey One‏ @caseyzero Jan 10
        Replying to @robynbr @TheOnion

        According to my calculations, you have another 17 days before you have to put away, wear, or wash the clothes in the bottom layer. More if you have a short-pile carpet.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Robyn Bremner‏ @robynbr Jan 10
        Replying to @caseyzero @TheOnion

        Thanks for the calculation, now I get to leave it for at least another 16 days

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Erick Juarez‏ @rickydjuarez Jan 9
        Replying to @teighannnn @TheOnion

        🖕🏽

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      2. Rebecca Fisher‏ @RebeccaFisher Jan 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TimmyTimTime

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      3. TJ‏ @TimmyTimTime Jan 9
        Replying to @RebeccaFisher @TheOnion

        YOU'VE MADE SATIRE A REALITY, BECCA.

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      2. Leigh Cook‏ @WhatLeigh Jan 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Easier to wash the whole pile because who wants to do the sniff test to determine which ones are clean. 😍@TheOnion 9:03 AM - 9 Jan 2018

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      3. Mallory Germann‏ @Trogdoress Jan 10
        Replying to @WhatLeigh @TheOnion

        So very true

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      2. Allie‏ @AlysonHeon Jan 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Worst case scenario. Also, our life @skifanski

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      1. 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔱𝔞𝔫 𝔪𝔞𝔫‏ @TannerLund Jan 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Satire has never connected to me on a deeper level than right now

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