I thought this site was satire
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Who took this picture of my house. They didn't have permission.
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@JasonAndDeb@jasondick101x@DebOKeefe This is why @Staycrafty512 & I almost hung all of Jason's clothes up while he was gone.
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I have a process. Mind your biz!
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I would reply with a picture of my washing but I'm living that student life where I don't use baskets, I drape all my washing over myself and hope nothing falls out as I bring it in. It's on my floor now but I vacuumed like a month ago so should be fine
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According to my calculations, you have another 17 days before you have to put away, wear, or wash the clothes in the bottom layer. More if you have a short-pile carpet.
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Thanks for the calculation, now I get to leave it for at least another 16 days
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YOU'VE MADE SATIRE A REALITY, BECCA.
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Easier to wash the whole pile because who wants to do the sniff test to determine which ones are clean.

@TheOnion 9:03 AM - 9 Jan 2018 -
So very true
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Worst case scenario. Also, our life
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Satire has never connected to me on a deeper level than right now
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