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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 9

    Supportive Parents Encourage Child’s Interests In Anything Within 15-Minute Drive https://trib.al/llHsEVx pic.twitter.com/XFN4YNZYhU

    5:20 AM - 9 Jan 2018
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      1. The Musings of Don Nadie  🎭‏ @Don_Nadie69 Jan 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't know who is handling the articles at Onion, but this is the third time they've hit on some aspect of my childhood. "Anything you want, as long as it's not too far, and doesn't really require a lot of effort from me;" imagine seventeen years of that. 😂

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      2. Derek Budde‏ @DBudde22 Jan 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @raisingbuddies how many #target are there within 15?

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      3. Molly Budde‏ @raisingbuddies Jan 9
        Replying to @DBudde22 @TheOnion

        Too many... At least 6-8 😂😂😂

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      2. aadya  🗣‏ @aadyathequeen13 Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AwesomemomRicha

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      3. richa kaushik‏ @AwesomemomRicha Jan 10
        Replying to @aadyathequeen13 @TheOnion

        Love it!!

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      2. Nellie Yee‏ @nellie_yee Jan 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @macvfx @ranic or 15 min walking distance

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      3. Rani Cruz‏ @ranic Jan 9
        Replying to @nellie_yee @TheOnion @macvfx

        If they can’t do it at school they will not do it. #meanmama

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      4. mat x‏ @macvfx Jan 9
        Replying to @ranic @nellie_yee @TheOnion

        ya, that’s a great school 👍 but lucky for us the local community centre is a short walk. #AtSchoolNotAnOption

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      5. Rani Cruz‏ @ranic Jan 10
        Replying to @macvfx @nellie_yee @TheOnion

        Your situation is just as good as ours. And pretty community centre to do it all!!!

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      1. Misinformed Research LLC‏ @Altern8telyReal Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        as long as they don't have to talk to them much on the way there..

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      1. Philip Kushmaro‏ @PhilipKushmaro Jan 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Slightly funny...very true...

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      1. Nefertiti Saleh‏ @NefertitiSaleh Jan 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ha! You have shared but it's timely that you sent it to me today because I just broke the pact a minute ago and signed E up for a camp at OttawaU! (At least it's near my work and he's old enough to bike there with me on my way!)

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 9
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        If it will keep you quiet, YOU drive today... Just give me 15 minuted of peace and quiet!pic.twitter.com/kNcpO5NpzC

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      1. Kirsten‏ @keystinker Jan 9
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        That is HILARIOUS!

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      1. Danielle Caraway‏ @everyBirdy2017 Jan 9
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        Lmfao

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      1. Paul Sullivan‏ @PaulRSullivan Jan 9
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        Ha ha

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      1. FranXXXTentacion‏ @Franxxfurt Jan 9
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        Anything ?

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      1. Donald Main‏ @WinterShorts Jan 9
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        The life of so many rural children, I would bet.

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