I don't know who is handling the articles at Onion, but this is the third time they've hit on some aspect of my childhood. "Anything you want, as long as it's not too far, and doesn't really require a lot of effort from me;" imagine seventeen years of that. 
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@raisingbuddies how many#target are there within 15? -
Too many... At least 6-8


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Love it!!
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If they can’t do it at school they will not do it.
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ya, that’s a great school
but lucky for us the local community centre is a short walk. #AtSchoolNotAnOption -
Your situation is just as good as ours. And pretty community centre to do it all!!!
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as long as they don't have to talk to them much on the way there..
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Slightly funny...very true...
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Ha! You have shared but it's timely that you sent it to me today because I just broke the pact a minute ago and signed E up for a camp at OttawaU! (At least it's near my work and he's old enough to bike there with me on my way!)
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If it will keep you quiet, YOU drive today... Just give me 15 minuted of peace and quiet!pic.twitter.com/kNcpO5NpzC
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That is HILARIOUS!
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Anything ?
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The life of so many rural children, I would bet.
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