Or, kid wanted a new parent...
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Probably for the best...these kids will grow up to be more proactive and opportunistic than their lazy biological parents.
#NatureNurture.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/950460877370740736 …
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Years later, they still kept him in the car, just adjusting his seat for his height...pic.twitter.com/734T181fQ4
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They were actually stealing the car because it had a kid in it that they wanted to raise.
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Not funny
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It's good to see that someone is taking responsibility for future car jackers.
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Not funny - missed the mark Onion.
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Basically the premise of Charlie Chaplin’s The Kid. Accidental kidnap: a perennials problem.pic.twitter.com/BTjpi8BBri
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How is that possible? I thought everyone was a backseat driver.
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It's possible but, does it tickle the mind? Never! Boooo!
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