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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 8

    Economists Recommend Setting Aside Part Of Every Paycheck In Case Of Dire Straits Reunion Tour https://trib.al/1vN4R0t pic.twitter.com/9tyiBYmsQj

    8:21 AM - 8 Jan 2018
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    17 replies 252 retweets 990 likes
      1. Steven‏ @ilikecoffee1989 Jan 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Money for nothing and chicks for free.

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      1. υπερήφανα ντροπή του έθνους‏ @kanekos69 Jan 8
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        υπερήφανα ντροπή του έθνους Retweeted The Onion

        ΕΠΙΤΕΛΟΥΣ ΑΝΑΓΝΩΡΙΣΗ ΑΠΟ ΤΟ ONION ΓΙΑ ΤΟΝ ΥΠΟΥΡΓΟ ΟΙΚΟΝΟΜΙΚΩΝ ΤΟΥ ΓΑΠ... Ο ΒΑΡΟΥΦΑΚΗΣ ΜΕΧΡΙ ΣΑΡΛΙ ΕΜΠΝΤΟ ΕΦΤΑΣΕ ΜΟΝΟhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/950401992458940417 …

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        Economists Recommend Setting Aside Part Of Every Paycheck In Case Of Dire Straits Reunion Tour https://trib.al/1vN4R0t  pic.twitter.com/9tyiBYmsQj
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      1. W‏ @WINNODONNELL Jan 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whoevers writing this shit should get a raise

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      1. ryan-but-peoplecallmedale‏ @SweetMeat_Ryan Jan 8
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        Might not happen but if it does isn’t it better to be prepared

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      1. Hitmonlee-Roy Jenkins‏ @seestaar Jan 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Money for nothing...

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      1. RossHand  🇮🇪‏ @Ross_Hand Jan 8
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        A sound investment

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      1. Amy Moore‏ @Gardenerbeach Jan 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes!

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      2. Derek‏ @DeejDrake Jan 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Cam_Eazy finally some economic news I can agree with

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      3. Cameron Evitts‏ @Cam_Eazy Jan 8
        Replying to @DeejDrake @TheOnion

        I’m on board

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      4. End of conversation
      1. Olivia Bean‏ @dewdeep7 Jan 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AFWorkman @thedavidcrosby Not a fan of either kind But, #KatieWebster 's version of #SoFarAway is TheAbsoluteBest 👏🏽 #BluesyAF

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 8
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        Damn it!! I saved all that money, bought tickets, and found out that it wasn’t a typo on StubHub...pic.twitter.com/AVcZZgosAB

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      1. Derrick USANOW‏ @USANOW14 Jan 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Here's where the joke fails -"Recommend Setting Aside Part Of Every Paycheck In Case Of" It just kills the mind! It should be shorter, sweeter and hit the brain with no effort!

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      1. Eric Faceplant‏ @EricFaceplant Jan 8
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        @MarkKnopfler please?

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      1. Sir Fox‏ @DemonBob_Badman Jan 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @the_gneech

        Are we absolutely sure that the people in the photo or not actually Bill & Ted from the band Wyld Stallyns?

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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard Jan 8
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        "@TheOnion: Economists Recommend Setting Aside Part Of Every Paycheck In Case Of Dire Straits Reunion Tour… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/950401992458940417 …"

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      1. Misplaced Sidekick‏ @tvsheaha Jan 8
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        Done!

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