Money for nothing and chicks for free.
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ΕΠΙΤΕΛΟΥΣ ΑΝΑΓΝΩΡΙΣΗ ΑΠΟ ΤΟ ONION ΓΙΑ ΤΟΝ ΥΠΟΥΡΓΟ ΟΙΚΟΝΟΜΙΚΩΝ ΤΟΥ ΓΑΠ... Ο ΒΑΡΟΥΦΑΚΗΣ ΜΕΧΡΙ ΣΑΡΛΙ ΕΜΠΝΤΟ ΕΦΤΑΣΕ ΜΟΝΟhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/950401992458940417 …
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Whoevers writing this shit should get a raise
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Might not happen but if it does isn’t it better to be prepared
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Money for nothing...
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A sound investment
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@Cam_Eazy finally some economic news I can agree with -
I’m on board
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@AFWorkman@thedavidcrosby Not a fan of either kind But,#KatieWebster 's version of#SoFarAway is TheAbsoluteBest
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Damn it!! I saved all that money, bought tickets, and found out that it wasn’t a typo on StubHub...pic.twitter.com/AVcZZgosAB
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Here's where the joke fails -"Recommend Setting Aside Part Of Every Paycheck In Case Of" It just kills the mind! It should be shorter, sweeter and hit the brain with no effort!
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Are we absolutely sure that the people in the photo or not actually Bill & Ted from the band Wyld Stallyns?
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