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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 7

    Jeff Bridges Seated Directly Behind Support Column At Golden Globes https://trib.al/k2cSCtr pic.twitter.com/BnsctX2Ncu

    6:51 PM - 7 Jan 2018
    • 241 Retweets
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    • M Nick Haney MoxyMaüs Keith Baker Wes drew mcjunkin alfredo miss beautiful tulip Stay Thirsty Friends
    33 replies 241 retweets 1,530 likes
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      2. Jason Vorhees  🔪‏ @six8jay Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @TimBaffoe

        Don’t worry I fixed it alreadypic.twitter.com/fVmpMp8ApN

        2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Elizabeth8‏ @elizabeth762 Jan 7
        Replying to @six8jay @TheOnion @TimBaffoe

        I just cried laughing at this picture!!! This is great

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Skeptic‏ @abqralph Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's not just any Support Column: It won Best Supporting Column three years running.

        0 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
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      2. Josue Evilla‏ @EvillaCo___ Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That column really tied the room together

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Andrew Klein‏ @aaklein1 Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The column was nominated for best supporting role in a live play.

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      1. cynthia ladd‏ @psocialbuterfly Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The "Dude"!

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      1. Michael‏ @mjmgop Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Dude abides

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      2. PeaceRose 🌹‏ @wthishedoingnow Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @VaughnDarritt 😞 not fair

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      3. Sauron Witt‏ @VaughnDarritt Jan 7
        Replying to @wthishedoingnow @TheOnion

        Nice for him, though - no damn camera up in his grill

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. PeaceRose 🌹‏ @wthishedoingnow Jan 7
        Replying to @VaughnDarritt @TheOnion

        Lol true

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Tristan‏ @tstanley12 Jan 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fuck it dude, let’s go bowling 🎳.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 8
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        One of the supporting pillars from “Jeff Bridges of Madison County”???

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      1. Bill Emby‏ @embyjr Jan 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh the poor people

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      1. Derrick USANOW‏ @USANOW14 Jan 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I laughed a little but, why Jeff Bridges? I ended up feeling sympathy with your joke! Another failure to create good jokes!

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      1. Gary L Green‏ @GaryLGreen3 Jan 8
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        Remember Jeff sticks and stones can break your bones but words can never hurt you I think

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      1. Nick Chevotarevich‏ @NChevotarevich Jan 8
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        The Dude abides...

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      1. Zx741258‏ @Zx741258 Jan 7
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        An actor who makes money.

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