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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 7

    7-Year-Old Unable To Maintain Single Cohesive Storyline While Playing With Action Figures https://trib.al/GiiLmDJ pic.twitter.com/qXCBFUEzLw

    8:18 AM - 7 Jan 2018
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      2. Robert Lee‏ @downtownrob88 Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Soon to be a GOP candidate.

        5 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
      3. Anastas2002‏ @anastas2002 Jan 7
        Replying to @downtownrob88 @TheOnion

        He would be an improvement.

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Nick DiBernardino 🦅‏ @NickDiBern Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is one of my favorite onion articles.pic.twitter.com/7sdan39jBr

        1 reply 0 retweets 36 likes
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      1. steven knurr‏ @scknurr Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Musta also been the writer for The Last Jedi...

        0 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
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      1. President National Emergy‏ @realworldrj Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        he sounds like a stable genius

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      2. PBrinz‏ @p_brinz Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So THAT'S who wrote the latest Star Wars screenplay

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
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      1. Craig Williams‏ @Craigination Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So he was playing Avengers: Age of Ultron then?

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      2.  🌈 🤷🏼‍♀️ 👩🏼‍🎤 WeNdY LaDy S. pUmPkInS  ☕️ 🦄 🧡 👻 🎃‏ @NerdRage42 Jan 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @sumo_andy

        Sign him up for a DC Franchise!pic.twitter.com/8sBcY2yTTW

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Mr. Walters?‏ @nerfect Jan 8
        Replying to @NerdRage42 @TheOnion @sumo_andy

        pic.twitter.com/sbVzJ9Pxau

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. T.Zondi‏ @EzeeT Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He needs to “Flashpoint” it and start again.

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      1. 1337us Kasady, Herald of the Deep State‏ @Ryn0ceros Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds like a writer for the DCEU

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      1. Whistling Batter‏ @WhistlingBatter Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Potus.

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      2. Thick Lizzy is too silly to be spoopy!‏ @ThickLizzy Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow! John Cena is nearly as tall as Godzilla! 😱

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Freddy Klondikes‏ @Klon7506 Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Write him some prescriptions- Ritalin, Xanax, Oxycontin, Viagra, Tylenol 3, Zoloft, Amoxicillin, Wellbutrin, Abilify, Plavix, Monistat,Tampax, and Depends and it should help him focus. Oh and i forgot, a baby aspirin.

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      1. Rachel D‏ @R_Elizabeth_D Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Best subtweet ever.

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      1. Dr. Routine Specific‏ @BrungerJohn Jan 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @troutm8

        Finished my Onion dinner. It was bad. Already indigestion from bad Onions.pic.twitter.com/ALBuElUJLW

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      1. KETO 4 LIFE.ORG‏ @Ketogenic4Life Jan 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @MacCocktail

        Perhaps autistic.. freuenrly under or misdiagnosed.

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