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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 7

    Spider Sitting On Shower Wall Can’t Wait To See Look On Man’s Face https://trib.al/nMMctPP pic.twitter.com/r3FdfpsrZw

    6:21 AM - 7 Jan 2018
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      1. Lara Mann‏ @larasgalaxyjax Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Seeing as spider in your shower is bad. Turning around and then NOT seeing that spider is immeasurably worse. Good cardio, though.

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      2. + Martha +‏ @jurzynski Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/wEE8m0bmkB

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      1. Ruth‏ @daytonaruth Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Awe-he just needs a drink-hes a natural-chemical free -bug catcher-luv

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      1. Stephen Peters‏ @iamspeters Jan 7
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      1. Danielle  👩‍💻‏ @daniellerebel Jan 7
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        @C_A_RO_LINE @bethofthebest

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      2. Terrie‏ @flabornflaraise Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @ImThomasGibson

        That & anything crawling in my shower will be flatter than a pancake.....Bitch will not have a chance to climb back out of the drain or toilet😂😂😂

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      3. Debbie Vines‏ @DebraVines2 Jan 7
        Replying to @flabornflaraise @TheOnion @ImThomasGibson

        God I hate spiders😁😁

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      1. Charlie G‏ @GreenwaldTweets Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @edgreenballs

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      1. DJ Con Silly‏ @CDizzle0031 Jan 7
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        @TKoffke12

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      1. Chtuhulu Jim‏ @Bushidosantana Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        With a little spider camera.

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      2. KWOo-oo-oo-rso‏ @KWierso Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @stephendonner

        @PhoenixWillow

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      3. Willow so Spoopy! She/Her  🏳️‍🌈‏ @PhoenixWillow Jan 7
        Replying to @KWierso @TheOnion @stephendonner

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      2. Melanie Madek‏ @melaniemadek Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @tjjcro 😖

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      1. JD‏ @TaterSaladJD Jan 7
        Replying to @Bush_Man64 @TheOnion

        While less dangerous, it's about the same size as a young red-back spider. Also. You live in the land of drop-bears, so of course you'd say that!

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      1. artful cactus‏ @artmeme2 Jan 11
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        this is the most accurate thing from the onion ever it's not even satire, put this on cnn/fox news/msnbc/and more

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