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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 6

    Olive Oil In Skinny Bottle Obviously Better https://trib.al/gG5QRt6 pic.twitter.com/gVRnBhfwl1

    6:11 PM - 6 Jan 2018
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    31 replies 581 retweets 3,584 likes
      1. Abby Spice,  🐉 Mummy‏ @clapifyoulikeme Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @tweetertation

        I feel personally attacked by this tweet.

        0 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
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      1. Chris Beneke‏ @historyball Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop the bottle shaming, Onion writers.

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      1. trundlestumps‏ @bensassymassey Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not true! I had olive oil from a skinny bottle one time and I LITERALLY DIED.

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      1. Adan Garcia‏ @Culalam Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Popeye is pissed. Poor Olive.

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      2. Phillip Leeds‏ @prleeds Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Especially the pizza oil. Made from crushed pizzas.

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      1. Chris Hamborsky‏ @chris_hamborsky Jan 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @cgerben

        @katiecrussell hehehe

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      1. Joshua Bright‏ @joshbright7 Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @eefisch

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      1. Matt Aaron‏ @BronxLaugher Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I mean, I thought everyone knew this.

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      1. David Horne‏ @cribbingarmydav Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Where do I get those skinny bottles?

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      1. @almafeta@niu.moe‏ @almafeta Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Olive Oil In Skinny Bottle Dangerously French

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      1. Ray‏ @ipodrax Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        well no shit skinny is always better

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      1. timothy stern‏ @oxyrotten Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        does this apply to jeans as well??

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      1. Louise Miconi‏ @LouiseMiconi Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @Ben_Wedge

        Obviously #extravirgin

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      1. That one Goosebumps with the man eating slime‏ @xtasyandirony Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The skinny bottle is just less oil for more money.

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      1. Saeiqa IFB‏ @StarfleetPop Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ChefLaurelWhite

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      1. KukuManjaro‏ @KukuManjaro Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Smaller bottle = less calories.

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      1.  🦄; Check out my YouTube  💖‏ @CBGxo_ Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Olive oil on an olive salad.

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      1. oggydoggy‏ @brianogston1 Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That has to be true, right?

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