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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 6

    Man Ashamed Of Himself After Cashier Reads Food Order Back To Him https://trib.al/CCLfU9J pic.twitter.com/rDnAhvpi82

    4:14 PM - 6 Jan 2018
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    • daniellen91 Jack Caleb Bacon 🥓 like you Seth B Susanne Filkins Austin Bourdon Alprazolam Ham Man towel
    56 replies 831 retweets 4,405 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. colourmehazel‏ @HazelAnnDrews Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "I'm also ordering for my...friend. He's in the car."

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Jamie Bollenbacher‏ @JamieBollenbac1 Jan 6
        Replying to @HazelAnnDrews @TheOnion

        Sometimes when I actually am ordering for two or more I still feel the need to slip that in there; "Gee, I don't know if THEY would want sauce with that..."

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. Snoozie‏ @susiemmilligan Jan 6
        Replying to @JamieBollenbac1 @HazelAnnDrews @TheOnion

        When i buy Lucky Charms, at the checkout, I casually drop a mention of "the kids" so the checker doesn't think they're for me. Joke's on you, checker; I don't have kids.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      6. Snoozie‏ @susiemmilligan Jan 6

        In case it was unclear, I was making fun of myself.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. MЯMΛЯK‏ @OldCriedPants Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's why you order online and pick up at drive through. I'm 1400lbs. Fml

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      1. Frank Grimes‏ @FrankGrimes33 Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The struggle is real

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      2. Jesus of Spookburbia 🎃 💀‏ @dylan_ice_burg Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @andrew_kadrich

        I’m really curious as to what he got

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. a n d r e w‏ @andrew_kadrich Jan 7
        Replying to @dylan_ice_burg @TheOnion

        Everything.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Mathis‏ @mrmathis27 Jan 7
        Replying to @andrew_kadrich @dylan_ice_burg @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/pcSx34fBOH

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Carson‏ @zQuietusTF45 Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Been there

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      1. Pig with Butterfly Wings‏ @MMDriscoll75 Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brother I’ve been there

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      1. Tessa‏ @TessaM26 Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @hannahgjertson

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      2. Erv Pitzner‏ @Jackrabbits2bad Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So much for team leadership, so much for this season.

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      3. Ryan Quattro‏ @forzaquattro77 Jan 6
        Replying to @Jackrabbits2bad @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/LmfsIkon4N

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. DeJuan Trent‏ @IamTrent1999 Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Me everyday!

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      2. Simon Hemsworth‏ @simonhemsworth Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @LaloDagach ?

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      3. LALO DAGACH‏ @LaloDagach Jan 6
        Replying to @simonhemsworth @TheOnion

        I only wish I had that much hair on my head. 👴🏼

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