"I'm also ordering for my...friend. He's in the car."
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Sometimes when I actually am ordering for two or more I still feel the need to slip that in there; "Gee, I don't know if THEY would want sauce with that..."
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When i buy Lucky Charms, at the checkout, I casually drop a mention of "the kids" so the checker doesn't think they're for me. Joke's on you, checker; I don't have kids.
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In case it was unclear, I was making fun of myself.
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That's why you order online and pick up at drive through. I'm 1400lbs. Fml
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The struggle is real
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I’m really curious as to what he got
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Everything.
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Been there
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Brother I’ve been there
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So much for team leadership, so much for this season.
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Me everyday!
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I only wish I had that much hair on my head.

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