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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 6

    Asshole Moves To Part Of City Where All The Assholes Live https://trib.al/enfmLtS pic.twitter.com/Fc1XuuwQkA

    2:17 PM - 6 Jan 2018
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    57 replies 367 retweets 2,515 likes
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      2. BuckeyeTini  🅾️ 🙌🏼 🍸 🅾️‏ @MichieMou5 Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MiamiVice95 😂😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. This Irish Viking‏ @MiamiVice95 Jan 6
        Replying to @MichieMou5 @TheOnion

        Oh good! Where are we going?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. BuckeyeTini  🅾️ 🙌🏼 🍸 🅾️‏ @MichieMou5 Jan 6
        Replying to @MiamiVice95 @TheOnion

        Anywhere we go, there we will be. 👯‍♀️ 😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. This Irish Viking‏ @MiamiVice95 Jan 6
        Replying to @MichieMou5 @TheOnion

        That’s really deep

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. BuckeyeTini  🅾️ 🙌🏼 🍸 🅾️‏ @MichieMou5 Jan 6
        Replying to @MiamiVice95 @TheOnion

        🤓pic.twitter.com/DBHVZ3fyRV

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      1. That Guy‏ @AaronDunlap72 Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bruh moved in next door to me. We're gonna welcome him with a trip to Whole Foods and then we're gonna crank up some Mumford & Sons.

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      2. Dave‏ @dsmith7777 Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's called gentrification

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      2. Mark Jacobs‏ @mr_markjacobs Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Also bought a BMW.

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      1. Kathryn Guelcher‏ @KathrynGuelcher Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wrigleyville, no doubt. @RogersParkMan @illuminatemics

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Travis‏ @TravisBrawley1 Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

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      2. kate holland‏ @llucilletwo Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think I live in this neighborhood. Fug.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Susan‏ @SusanTPohlmann Jan 6
        Replying to @llucilletwo @TheOnion

        Bedford Ave: the Manhattan end. He wanted Bushwick but Los Parentos we’re spooked by the Dominicans...

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      4. kate holland‏ @llucilletwo Jan 6
        Replying to @SusanTPohlmann @TheOnion

        Rivernorth, Chicago; As a post grad at Boothe he was certain he’d want Gold Coast, but standards have changed.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Wil Bethmann‏ @WilBethmann Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @JackBethmann

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      1. Steve Peters‏ @petesfg Jan 6
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        Did he move from the Upper East Side to the West Village? Asking for a friend...

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      1. Richard Stock‏ @RichardStock Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks like @stockaflocka23

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      1. Sukka Cockatoo‏ @SukkaCockatoo Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's OK,he's a #stablegenius . His Ghost Mommy said so.He owns a mansion and a yacht,and he is going to buy a choo choo train.#RETROTONES4iPhone

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