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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 6

    Facebook Clarifies Site Not Intended To Be Users’ Primary Information Source https://trib.al/Hu1gsuz pic.twitter.com/ebssre712j

    12:20 PM - 6 Jan 2018
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      1. ANON NYT OP-ED WRITER‏ @andyfromkorea Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        could be a real headline

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      1. Brandall Brake‏ @brandallbrake Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They further clarified to say our intention isn’t to provide information TO Users but to collect information FROM thempic.twitter.com/wenhMuCkuB

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      1. KryptoKingMac!‏ @ELEProbtc Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #VERGE the fastest growing cryptocurrency to date. #XVG

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      1. MiddleAgeGaming‏ @MiddleAgeGaming Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wouldn't it be nice if they actually said that?

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      1. Fat Old Captain America‏ @Fat_Old_Cap Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank Goddess for The Onion's graphic being so big, or I would think half of their headlines were Real News.

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      2. JT‏ @jaci_taina Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        because one’s primary information source is wikipedia, right?

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      3. rainbow cat‏ @Rainbowd4sh1 Jan 6
        Replying to @jaci_taina @TheOnion

        Just check the citations and sources listed at the bottom of the page. Some are biased, but most are pretty acurate. Scholary searching on Google can also help.

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      1. Elizabeth Nelson‏ @politidisgust Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @RolndKarl

        Gee, ya think.

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      1. Franklin Yeung‏ @endingthisaccou Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So glad we got that out of the way.

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      1. Search Dev Forum‏ @searchdev Jan 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So what percentage of the time does the average FB user access ANY other source? Just curious...

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      1. An Unreasonable Woman‏ @licia_page Jan 7
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        Thank God for The Onion!

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      1. Houssam‏ @Houssam37225077 Jan 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        محمد هو معمد ابن الراهب بحيره من الزنا

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      1. Steve J‏ @realSteve1234 Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Disgustingly funny. But I guess a lot of us used to be young, ignorant, and liberal at one point. BTW, CNN, et al might want to use this headline. For real!

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      1. Jason Dahl‏ @realjdahl Jan 6
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        @bassamshawl @Mezbaa7 @NotKiarash

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 6
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        Like McDonalds is not a source of food?pic.twitter.com/fr6d8XBguL

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      1. Blot‏ @Think_Blots Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know I realize this is a satire article... but I really wish Facebook would actually say something along these lines.

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      1. James N. Davidson‏ @SunnyboyJames1 Jan 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Facebook/Fecesbook has unfairly disabled my 10 year account because I used my name backwards (Jim Davidson=Mij Nosdivad) & also disabled my new account on the premise that they need to review my photo that I have sent twice. DJT is the Don for Satan's Criminal ReTHUGliCon Mafia

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