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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 5

    Papa John’s Comes Under Fire For Cruel Treatment Of The Bulbous, Deformed Creatures That Lactate Pizza Sauce https://trib.al/T8Bq6T1  #OurAnnualYear #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/qZmOlbCr92

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    • emily🏳️‍🌈 joel Jules David Noah Schwartz Papa Slime Witold The Muppet Devil. Arnoldo Guerra
    34 replies 276 retweets 1,215 likes
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      2. Science Porpoise‏ @SciencePorpoise Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        can't believe you guys posted This Last Jedi spoiler in November. smh

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      3. aj‏ @ajperez44 Jan 5
        Replying to @SciencePorpoise @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/td8cwsqgHB

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      2. NotJaneDueker‏ @ES03784893 Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now just how the hell am I suppose to get to sleep tonight?

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Equisapien Replicant‏ @BybeeWinecloud Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh god please give a modest bonus to the person that hired David Cronenberg to assist with content creation for The Onion

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      1. Dracula_Jones‏ @1SlimPapa Jan 5
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      1. Nick Brown‏ @nwbvt Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just to make it clear for @ericgarland, this isn't real.

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      2. blazerlazer‏ @blazerlazer55 Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        are these the pepperoni beasts

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      3. Equisapien Replicant‏ @BybeeWinecloud Jan 5
        Replying to @blazerlazer55 @TheOnion

        These are Pizza Sauce beasts, their flesh is highly acidic and not yet FDA approved. You don't want to see where the pepperoni comes from.

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      1. humerous genious‏ @HowDoILogOff Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My lord! As they should! No animal should be treated like that!

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      1. Max‏ @CallMeTIKI500 Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think I saw one of these in Silent Hill

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      1. Space Force Captain Eric Pitsel  🚀 💥 🛸‏ @EricPitsel Jan 5
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        Seriously though, if this was real it wouldn’t surprise me. @PapaJohns shouldn’t be allowed to be called pizza legally.

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      1. The Musings of Don Nadie  🎭‏ @Don_Nadie69 Jan 5
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        It would not surprise me if this was true!

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      1. Angélica‏ @Lolex1988 Jan 5
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        Wtf?!

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      1. TopHat CyberSecurity‏ @TopHatCyber Jan 5
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        You fought the flood in halo, now fight them on your living room table!

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      1. I smell like elon's musk‏ @Blk_Cks Jan 5
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        what the shit guys

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      2. Jammie Parton: Spooky Edition 🎃 ™️‏ @fantasyofroses Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        These precious babies should be allowed to roam free!

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      4. Jammie Parton: Spooky Edition 🎃 ™️‏ @fantasyofroses Jan 5
        Replying to @SumKiddo @TheOnion

        I wonder if pizza sauce would fly out instead of blood? 🤔

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      6. Jammie Parton: Spooky Edition 🎃 ™️‏ @fantasyofroses Jan 5
        Replying to @SumKiddo @TheOnion

        Yes, but cows actually exist.

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      8. Jammie Parton: Spooky Edition 🎃 ™️‏ @fantasyofroses Jan 5
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