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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 5

    SeaWorld Café Introduces New 5-Pound Orca Burger–Eating Challenge https://trib.al/jlMnjPe pic.twitter.com/RYoJZw9gM5

    9:12 AM - 5 Jan 2018
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    • Nick Julian Jason HallowMarvineen Quintan McKeogh flawless baguettes Terry Porter Mark Mitchell Kevin Delgado Abeni FINNA DELETE THIS ACCOUNT
    25 replies 319 retweets 1,514 likes
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      2. quotidian beast of some (once proud) nation‏ @WarkMaggy Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @Pinonica

        omg, they're just awful.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. DogsandMeadows‏ @DogsandMeadows Jan 5
        Replying to @WarkMaggy @TheOnion @Pinonica

        I know right? Wasting all that meat. Should be a 10 pounder.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Free 10000 gallon tank size drink with each meal.

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      1. Ben Paulson‏ @shortshanks27 Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sorry-I stopped eating Orca months ago.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 5
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        You assume it’s going to be fresh and local, but then you find out that they just pulled it from what washed up on shore last week.... Plus, they charged extra for condiments... So damn disappointing.pic.twitter.com/jYTdPBiFGg

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      1. Rose Ariza‏ @RoseAriza3 Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        GOD DAMN!

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      1. karenfadus‏ @karenfadus Jan 5
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        I'm in!pic.twitter.com/XFCMeqH2Q4

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      1. Daniel (Mr. F)‏ @dfpolitics Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        See what happens, Shamoo, when you DON'T perform well?!

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      1. Ken Schauer‏ @nomelake Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        $SEAS lol

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      1. thewolverpooh‏ @badw0lf1 Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The look on his face is perfect 😁

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      1. Brannon‏ @brannonthomas Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I bought into this for a good 5 minutes b4 I wised up. funny as hell tho. choose ur own dolphin.bahaha

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      1. クリストファ−‏ @kawaii_kirin Jan 5
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        Orca meat aged 30 years and killed fresh daily.

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      1. Why didn't Thanos just double the universe's size?‏ @willearle Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that dolphin free Orca?

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      1. Paige Young‏ @PaigelykYoung Jan 5
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        Oh.. satire. Lol

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Jan 5
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        New 5-Pound Orca Burger–Eating Challenge . . . . That is just a snack to the average Orca. Even a small Orca is going to eat at least three of them.

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      1. Richard Hartmann‏ @richard2355 Jan 5
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        First world problems are the toughest.

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      1. Rose Ariza‏ @RoseAriza3 Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I DISAGREE

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      1. Rose Ariza‏ @RoseAriza3 Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait.... that’s a whale?!

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      1. Bashkirov‏ @hiormel Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        wOw!!!

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      1. Star‏ @Star30659700 Jan 5
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        Wow

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