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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 4

    Popular New Amazon Service Just Comes To Your House And Kills You https://trib.al/97v8ru3  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/HfDZGRLCpq

    7:09 PM - 4 Jan 2018
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      1. SAD ☭ BOY....𝕭𝖚𝖙 𝕾𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖞‏ @grimy_garret Jan 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Running to answer the door likepic.twitter.com/SNN2UYDnRJ

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      2. Leigh Cook‏ @WhatLeigh Jan 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Prime membership needed?

        1 reply 0 retweets 32 likes
      3. Purple! Gold!‏ @pir8heart Jan 4
        Replying to @WhatLeigh @TheOnion

        Only if you don't want to wait for 5-7 days.

        0 replies 0 retweets 29 likes
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      1. clementine‏ @GodDamnItChelsi Jan 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @nathannorrgran

        Well, god is real guys My prayers have been answered

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      2. Jean Lafitte‏ @oolalafitte Jan 4
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        982 years laterpic.twitter.com/8rjyhO5R6P

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      2. Tommy‏ @thomasav Jan 4
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        Me hitting orderpic.twitter.com/OjSaQx6ewa

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      2. Steve‏ @TV_techguy Jan 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is it faster with Prime?

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      1. Rabbitt‏ @rabbitt209 Jan 4
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        Can we get "gift" certificates?!

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      1. dkire13‏ @dkire13 Jan 4
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        I'll take 12

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      2. Jeffrey Bingenheimer‏ @bartbing71 Jan 5
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        It’s comforting to know this option is always available.

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      2. John Hermanson‏ @hermansonjohn Jan 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Do I have to wait around all day till they show up?

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      3. Deep Bro‏ @DeepBro2 Jan 5
        Replying to @hermansonjohn @TheOnion

        I think they're rolling out drone delivery. Just in time, too!

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      1. wordwaster‏ @word_waster Jan 5
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        Guess it’s finally time to sign up for amazon prime

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      1. Lydia Grey‏ @Lydia_Greyxo Jan 4
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        LOL

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