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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 4

    Red Lobster Criticized For Decimating Biscuit Populations Along Cheddar Bay https://trib.al/durXU6L  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/9u3vrdhXGQ

    2:41 PM - 4 Jan 2018
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      2. Jammie Parton: Spooky Edition 🎃 ™️‏ @fantasyofroses Jan 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Monsters! I only buy my biscuits from a small, ethically sourced, organic biscuit farm.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Laurence Brown‏ @LostInThePondUS Jan 4
        Replying to @fantasyofroses @TheOnion

        Whereas I get mine from Chips Ahoy!, though I suspect our definition of "biscuit" may differ. :-)

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Jammie Parton: Spooky Edition 🎃 ™️‏ @fantasyofroses Jan 4
        Replying to @LostInThePondUS @TheOnion

        Those are cookies, ya foolish Brit!

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Meg‏ @GoProMeg Jan 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Zoi13bhAxy

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      1. Preemster‏ @yikes90909 Jan 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s a loss of 27 billion empty calories

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      1. John Suder‏ @johnsuder Jan 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cheddar lobbyists should be ashamed . Down with Big Cheddar.

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      2. Tippi, but the spooky version‏ @TrashFireT Jan 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @krist117

        In related news, until kinda recently I thought the name of those things was cheddar BAIT biscuits.

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      3. Kris Troske‏ @krist117 Jan 4
        Replying to @TrashFireT @TheOnion

        Next time you go fishing you can test that theory.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Jan 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sea life truly enjoys them. How else do you get stuffed shrimp! Obviously you didn't go to culinary school.

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      1. proletariat‏ @File__Not_Found Jan 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Excuse me...hi excuse me. Could I have some more biscuits please? Returns with one for each person at table.pic.twitter.com/Ssdfpv0IAQ

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      1. Tacit Subhexed  🔮 ✨‏ @TSubtext Jan 4
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      1. Kate‏ @kdubsphilly Jan 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Attn @everywhereist. A new angle for your story? 😂

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      1. Judyth Bigelow‏ @WriteWordsWoman Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bahaha!

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      1. Ryann  🤷🏻‍♀️‏ @sarcasmom2 Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Y’all must have been around there too, because this was absolutely cheesy AF (love it though, I ugly laughed).

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      1. Erica Kaiser‏ @EricaMKaiser Jan 4
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        cc: @JesseKellyDC

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 4
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        The sad thing was the sinking of the Gravy boat.....pic.twitter.com/PtGXPzugnT

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      1. The great bambenie‏ @McKeeganator Jan 4
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        I love you guys, please never change

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