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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 3

    Man Bragging About How Infrequently He Receives Dental Care https://trib.al/ii9qo8w pic.twitter.com/C5Y5xiCnR9

    1:42 PM - 3 Jan 2018
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      1. Varada‏ @thisthreetime Jan 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        congratulations again, @claytonpurdom

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      1. danielle lupo  🙋🏻‏ @_LupoLupo Jan 3
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        @djuhnk

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      1. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 Jan 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No need to brag it is usually obvious. Financial status usually has to some extent something to to do with dental hygiene.

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      1. mC‏ @TheeMikeyC Jan 3
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        @Nduff6

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      2. Alex William‏ @robochuck20ten Jan 3
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        @eth1129 @madyson_honey thinks this is you lol

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      1. A n j e l i c a‏ @brokencandybar Jan 3
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        So, when will he be fitted for dentures?

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Jan 3
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        I don't think it's tooth decay that is the problem with that one.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 3
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        What? Dental Care? What be that?pic.twitter.com/Jream7xEDE

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      1. Sean McBride  🌹‏ @theseanze Jan 3
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        "man selflessly making another casual remark about his generation not being able to afford things"

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Jan 3
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        Mad is hitting for disasterpic.twitter.com/riplCriYz2

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      1. FakeGregA‏ @GregAlexander8 Jan 3
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        i haven't been to a dentist since 1998

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      1. Outsider to the Internet‏ @verloudFood Jan 3
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        Totally fucking backward. I'm the guy that the dentist points out somethings after fully admitting that I do not really need to be a regular after I jog my memory and figure when I last visited their guild and tell them why.

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      1. Philip Faiss‏ @philoweenshow Jan 3
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        Unfortunately, this is me.

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