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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 2

    Man Not Accepting Any More Television Recommendations At This Time https://trib.al/B5LOLuE pic.twitter.com/mMI0vO5fnW

    8:45 PM - 2 Jan 2018
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      1. A n j e l i c a‏ @brokencandybar Jan 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally someone else shares my feelings. I am not accepting any recommendations or conversations about TV shows until further notice

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      1. Screwdle‏ @SnakeLazer Jan 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Have you guys seen Black Mirror?

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      1. McKenna Bloomquist‏ @mebloomquist Jan 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @anorwood7 me

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      1. Yasir Malik‏ @yasir528malik Jan 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BajwaTron 😂😂

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Jan 2
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        Ok, ok, one more: judge Judypic.twitter.com/ufFgtPPp0D

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      1. ElliottStrats‏ @elliottberglund Jan 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You HAVE to watch this TV show and tell me what you think! It's 7 seasons long! Yeah, let me get back to you after this 90 hour job you've just given me...

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      1. DB Did It‏ @alexdeebee Jan 2
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        Black Mirror? I'm sorry I have to finish watching every episode of Criminal Minds first 😐

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      1. Kat Papa Johns Delicious‏ @KatPapaJohns Jan 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Love when someone goes to the trouble of writing down your suggestion in front of you, knowing they will never see a single episode of "I'm Dying Up Here "

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      1. Art‏ @Artbres Jan 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Same.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe just one more from Hugh Jackman?pic.twitter.com/3mkPfVSimZ

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      1. Bob Gerstner‏ @BobGerstner1 Jan 3
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        Billy glad he died before this announcement.pic.twitter.com/7hp4bSGTE6

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      1. Jeff Sawyer‏ @sawyerspeaks Jan 3
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        Area Man minus Area = Man

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      1. T O W E R‏ @hatrickSLAYze Jan 3
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        @Nate_Matteson

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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard Jan 3
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        "@TheOnion: Man Not Accepting Any More Television Recommendations At This Time https://trib.al/B5LOLuE  pic.twitter.com/O0ALR7d4Fv"

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      1. Omega Fallon‏ @OmegaFallon Jan 3
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        Man Not Accepting Any More Anime Recommendations At This Time

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      1. THE VOICE OF OPTIMUS PRIME‏ @liquidgrammar Jan 3
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        I can understand why......😖😖😖😖

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      1. The_Lisburn_Busker‏ @RamblingRingo Jan 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @katelynnelogan

        I've been putting up with that since Seinfeld and X Files - and I didn't even have a TV at the time!

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