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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 2

    Physically Fit, Emotionally Stable Kim Jong-Un Addresses UN After Finally Getting Nuclear Ambitions Out Of System https://trib.al/1aKMmND  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/YDDW0q6IFM

    5:06 PM - 2 Jan 2018
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    • big baby leo Ramesh Mydur DomVisuals 📸 AphEX Jesse - teardeem | skt fanboy 😭 uteptwostep L goblin cheese (ed guy) Beto Watie
    23 replies 452 retweets 2,178 likes
      1. Nick Schaedel  🏳️‍🌈‏ @nshady Jan 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good timing.

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      1. Tyler Dinucci‏ @TylerDinucci Jan 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        WEIRDLY RELEVANT

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      1. Jon‏ @__Random_Guy__ Jan 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/7AtLi9lmjg

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      1. Max Fresquez‏ @maxfresquez1 Jan 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That ending tho 👌

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      2. Paulina Brusca‏ @Paulina_Brusca Jan 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @realDonaldTrump you should try this!

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      3. Renpeca‏ @renpeca Jan 6
        Replying to @Paulina_Brusca @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        he probably thinks this is real news lol

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Take the 7 day Herbal Trump Cleanse!! 7 days of listening to his rants and tweets, and you loose so much weight that everyone tries to check you into hospital as a precautionary measure!!!pic.twitter.com/XF1X5viv06

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      1. Greg Amey‏ @spinfreezone Jan 3
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        HA! 😂

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      1. Rowie Lynne Ofrecio‏ @iamrowieoh Jan 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Betrayal of NK. Move down South.

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Jan 3
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        Area despot compares his, little winky to Trumps, and realizes he don't need no mo missiles.

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      1. George Time‏ @GeorgeOfTime Jan 2
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        "Kim Tries No-Fap"

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Jan 2
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        It's amazing how chemo bloats you. Maybe the missiles were just an elaborate cover up.

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      1. Woernley‏ @Woernley_Raps Jan 2
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        He making it sound now like he just didn't want to be over matched if a war broke out, which make alot of sense. Maybe we should have just sold him a dud and been done with it.

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      1. Blue Honey‏ @devans00 Jan 2
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        Wait a second. This version is kinda cute. 🤩 #pleasedontnukeus

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      1.  🍵PassTheTea 🍵‏ @GenesisColema19 Jan 2
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        That can't be him

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      1. more cow bells‏ @Al75433927 Jan 2
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        He’s so fucking dreamy

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      1. fergietoo‏ @fergietoo Jan 2
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        Proof sanctions are finally working and bulgoogi boy finally starving like his people.

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