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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 2

    New Clinton Memoir: 'We All Made Mistakes But You Made Most Of Them' https://trib.al/sCerQBE  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/7VAq4F3iXZ

    9:55 AM - 2 Jan 2018
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    15 replies 212 retweets 1,060 likes
      1. JASON‏ @demexited Jan 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh no Onion. You are going to get the Hillbots, Hillcultists and #StillWithHer fanatics on your ass for this lmao.

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      2. The B 💀 💀sistance‏ @TaritaC Jan 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I mean, she's not wrong.

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      3. Ahmad Rasheedle‏ @rasheedle Jan 2
        Replying to @TaritaC @TheOnion

        I've never seen anybody so entitled to the presidency. She didn't run a campaign and barely showed face in Michigan and Wisconsin. I don't like Trump but she has no one to blame but herself

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      1. Hurley Ferk‏ @hurleyferk Jan 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Correct. The voters are morons, as evidenced by the final two candidates for POTUS in 2016.

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      1. Verry Human‏ @HumanVerry Jan 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have always admired her perfect wig, its not as obvious as the other guy who won.

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      1. Billy Shelby "Desert Rat"‏ @BillShelby1 Jan 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @absrdNEWS

        Mistakes were made. Some of them made themselves with no help from me.

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      2. Ida May Pesole‏ @IdaPesole Jan 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Irish are smarter than the "left"https://youtu.be/Xrf_x24SUHE 

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      2. Benjamin Hendricks‏ @seagoat8888 Jan 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Your Clinton jokes are fiddling while Rome burns.

        4 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. BEN123L‏ @BEN123L Jan 2
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        BEN123L Retweeted The Onion

        @ScottAdamsSayshttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/948251318501761024 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        New Clinton Memoir: 'We All Made Mistakes But You Made Most Of Them' https://trib.al/sCerQBE  #OurAnnualYear pic.twitter.com/7VAq4F3iXZ
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      1. Joe Roman‏ @Joeroman_ Jan 2
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        @cmurph7

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      1. Abu William  🌹‏ @patrickpray Jan 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Forward by @anthonyweiner

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      1. wendy ferraro‏ @wndyeliza Jan 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds about right.

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      1. Don't Fake The News And Don't Embargo It, Either.‏ @JaxBemused Jan 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @allahpundit

        Most. You misspelled all.

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      1. SSS‏ @SirSaltySalsa Jan 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Clinton's Loser's Speech in a nutshell https://youtu.be/b6CVvNRQcvE  via @YouTube

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      1. ATX‏ @ATX_fight_club Jan 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Savage. Nice to see you equally offend.

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      1. Commercial Solar Guy‏ @SolarInMASS Jan 2
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        @mateosfo

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