"Why are we no longer friends on Facebook?"
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Actually both kinda sorta aware but hoping the other has forgotten
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I did not like it, Jesus loves you.
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Actually we broke up but he forgot
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This happened to me. But I had a seizure and forgot. Remembered a week later when he was nursing me back to health. What a mess.
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That is rough.
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You know it. Took another 4 months to get back out of it because...
#SexDuh
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Is this a happy or sad story? I can't tell...
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Better than waking up with a hangover and finding out a week later you were married
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Married couple upstairs hoping this breakup finally sticks so they can get a peaceful nights rest on weekends. Discuss if they should mention shes been faking it for months.
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thats why you should write things down
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this happened to me
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Thank you. I now feel better about having had it happen to me. Unless it was with you. In which case... Sorry.
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I do not enjoy it! I did not like it, Jesus loves you.
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Hahaha! Jesus is hilarious
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Yes, Almighty todo, bilieve Jim.
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Blackouts are even scarier than drunk texting. Laugh it off.
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Oh, she's well aware... she just rather stick around to make sure he's miserablepic.twitter.com/2HjPJmwAhK
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