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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 1

    Nation Inspired By Bravery Of Teen Just Wearing Bikini Right Into McDonald's https://trib.al/3YFe2J7  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/CFQ7xogQ6K

    10:27 AM - 1 Jan 2018
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    26 replies 78 retweets 724 likes
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      2. Fire Hakstol‏ @Flyerasooner Jan 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What the hell is going on with her fingers?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Matthew Kruk‏ @KrukMatt Jan 1
        Replying to @Flyerasooner @TheOnion

        Photoshop.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Fire Hakstol‏ @Flyerasooner Jan 1
        Replying to @KrukMatt @TheOnion

        Thanx

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Dale Cooke‏ @DaleACooke Jan 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Again, not really parody. Just saw post promoting a video on FB of woman as brave for walking around NYC in a bikini. Was 2017 the year parody became reality?

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1. Belle‏ @bellethetired Jan 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is the literal plot to A&P by John Updike. FWIW, the Onion’s version is better.

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      1. Substispoot Creature‏ @spooters Jan 1
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        *Staking out to make sure Roy Moore isn’t around*

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      1. michael saltzman‏ @coachsaltydog Jan 1
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        She’s getting a McRib

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      1. charles‏ @cedykeman1 Jan 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No shirt no shoes no problem

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      1. Dr. Feel Good‏ @DrDrew997 Jan 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        yo chill baby...lemme give you some extra crispy fries with that shake

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      1. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 Jan 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She has a shirt, shoes therefore service is http://granted.LOL 

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 1
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        Is this the special sauce you’re thinking about? Or something else?pic.twitter.com/IH1cbqI92e

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      1. Simon‏ @SasinSimon Jan 1
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        Only piece of real bones and meat.

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      1. The Coolness #RemoveRandomCrits‏ @timothyaugello Jan 1
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        That's a bad Photoshop job right there.

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      1. Jon Fuller‏ @back_on_two Jan 1
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        She’s in McDonalds because she’s trying to get some hips!

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      1. Gunti‏ @Guntiview Jan 1
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        In Tehran no less?

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      1. Bill Kaye‏ @bkayetwit Jan 1
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        I want fries with that

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