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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Dec 2017

    Shrimp Would Be Pissed If He Could See The Lame Party He’s Going To Be Served At https://trib.al/eHH8dof pic.twitter.com/Q3Jk8pBcM4

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      1. Keith. Hamby‏ @KeithHamby8 Dec 31
        Replying to @TheOnion @skh1952

        Poor. Shrimp!

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      1. mary illinski‏ @MaryIllinski Dec 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mr. Shrimp looks a lot better here

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      1. Lydia‏ @Lydzmagzsteel 31 Dec 2017
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        Him at the partypic.twitter.com/qFTWf8Ntdh

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      1. Sukka Cockatoo‏ @SukkaCockatoo 31 Dec 2017
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        I'm told he is gonna be puked into the urinal at the Hard Rock Cafe.#RETROTONES4iPhone

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      1. Icarus‏ @telaesquandolas Jan 1
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        it def sucks to die for no reason

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      1. Bass Lang‏ @PaulLan21302272 Dec 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Vote him in as your leader - looks far more intelligent / honest than your last choice...

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      1. Susan B. Rice‏ @BenghaziSue Dec 31
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        We @TheDemocrats do throw some really terrible parties.https://youtu.be/-qj12auOgVE 

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      1. Thom Simmons  ⚓‏ @MilburnCreek Dec 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "...lame party at which he is to be served." Tsk, tsk, tsk....

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      1. Killer Rabbit from Caerbannog‏ @the_other_bunny 31 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is actually really depressing

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      1. Communist Printer‏ @Ben_thesoloman 31 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Heartbreaking

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      2. Christopher Gennari‏ @profgennari Dec 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But I will eat him and 12 of his friends and appreciate his deliciousness when Soaked in butter. And i will appreciate that he will be the best thing at that lame party... sincerely, shrimp lovers everywhere.

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      1. @SocioPathComa‏ @SocialPathComa Jan 1
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        If they only knew that it is freshwater and the party is all poisoned. Next for tomorrow a cult found dead from overeating from fresh water shrimp.

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      1. rob cooper‏ @crcooprob Jan 1
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        I hope he can find some solace in knowing he was DELICIOUS!..

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 1
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        Even more so if he knew they were going to make him work out for at least 1/2 an hour before they put him into the pot...pic.twitter.com/5j1vBXt4s8

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      1. GARY KILLPACK‏ @JNE4KLPK Dec 31
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        If it gets served, it will be what US Citizens ask for every election, but never get.

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      1. oma carolina‏ @kanootey Dec 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i think he'd be more pissed at being killed

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 31 Dec 2017
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        Luckily he will be set free into the ocean after helping to celebrate the new year.

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      1. shrep‏ @herewego3828 31 Dec 2017
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        Lnfao

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