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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Dec 2017

    Single Woman Getting All Dolled Up To Watch Room Full Of People Make Out This New Year’s Eve https://trib.al/TGL3MPV pic.twitter.com/sXisulVQb4

    10:54 AM - 31 Dec 2017
    • 1,083 Retweets
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    • GenderFluid Aniya Frye mariam Jess Some Guy Beth Watkins AmeLCL DHL Cranky
    41 replies 1,083 retweets 4,705 likes
      1. Jenn‏ @MoonlightVoodoo 31 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I swear, if The Onion doesn't stop subtweeting me...

        0 replies 0 retweets 77 likes
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      1. Hell Woods‏ @SKEEerra Dec 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fake newspic.twitter.com/w6eZFO89p3

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      2. jbs‏ @_J_B_S_ 31 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ComfortablySmug

        I Like Upper Case Letters

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Daniel E‏ @Daniel_Elra Dec 31
        Replying to @_J_B_S_ @TheOnion @ComfortablySmug

        It's a title

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. jbs‏ @_J_B_S_ Jan 1
        Replying to @Daniel_Elra @TheOnion @ComfortablySmug

        Ahhh sure is. Didn’t click the link

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Preemster‏ @yikes90909 31 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Same as married ppl

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      1. Jennifer Kosharek‏ @eve_n_odd Dec 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And the single men just stayed home?

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      2. Diana "Sunshine" Wulf‏ @SunshineTheGrey 31 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/GfTa1Gf2bu

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      4. Diana "Sunshine" Wulf‏ @SunshineTheGrey 31 Dec 2017
        Replying to @SheeitDawg @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/qstaDHfrOJ

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      1. hetghoul‏ @netghoul Dec 31
        Replying to @TheOnion @smartkittymomo

        delete this

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      1. Meg G-P‏ @pooshah2016 Jan 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bet there was men standing around as well. Perhaps could have been her night to meet prince charming and have her midnight kiss as well

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      1. sleep enthusiast‏ @mycatistweeting Dec 31
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You need to use someone less appealing - she's too cute. Try again.

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      1. george lewycky‏ @GeorgeLewycky 31 Dec 2017
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        doesn't she have Tinder or Uber - date the driver

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      1. Dave White‏ @DaveWhite0306 31 Dec 2017
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        She'll join the orgy. Why else would she go? Right...

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      1. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel 31 Dec 2017
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        depresso expresso

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      1. Back In St. Olaf...‏ @brevolve Jan 1
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        Yeah because there’s too many quality women out there and too few quality men.

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      1. Jory_N‏ @Jory_Nal Jan 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @AndyLeeParker1

        Many couples would invite a single girl to make out with them both. Its 2018. Except at #MarALago where its 1789.

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      1. James Presdee‏ @sidneysid Jan 1
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