I swear, if The Onion doesn't stop subtweeting me...
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I Like Upper Case Letters
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It's a title
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Ahhh sure is. Didn’t click the link
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Same as married ppl
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And the single men just stayed home?
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delete this
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Bet there was men standing around as well. Perhaps could have been her night to meet prince charming and have her midnight kiss as well
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You need to use someone less appealing - she's too cute. Try again.
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doesn't she have Tinder or Uber - date the driver
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She'll join the orgy. Why else would she go? Right...
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depresso expresso
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Yeah because there’s too many quality women out there and too few quality men.
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Many couples would invite a single girl to make out with them both. Its 2018. Except at
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