I'd just like to point out how much I enjoy the idea that single people would feel compelled to hold a "press conference" to discuss this.
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Nah we’re not stopping at the press conference level. We’re holding an international convention
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I'm not even going to lie about prospects
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I feel personally attacked
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You were.
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Nation’s Married Couples Announced Todoy to Ignore Each Other When Ball Drops.
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And leave the couples to their fatalistic rituals.
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So real it hurts
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I'm gonna say it now. One of my new year resolutions is to no longer seek a female. Because I'm tried of being lied too. I'm tired of them playing games and I'm sick of those mixed signals, say what you mean don't mislead me and say the truth don't keep it inside just tell me!
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That about sums it up. Yeap.
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Hilarious

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my cold sore cleared up just in time, so im ready to smooch!
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Yeah right. So convincing.
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Beautiful parody!
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wgaf? he should be single what’s on his head? Did he jump off the Aunt Jemima pancake box...a whole lot to do and say about bull shit
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