Found my dream job.
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this is real
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can confirm
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It will never be a success. So many of us are willing to do it for free.
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I would pay $7 to slap a Starbucks customer
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Hope I can get a "skinny slappiato".
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And they’ll still get your name wrong.
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Can we order them for other people?
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Venti Soy Quadruple Shot Wake-Up Slap with No Foam, please....
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How many stars for that?
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You wake up after the slap and realize how awful starbucks coffee really is and never step in the store again.
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“Can I get an extra shot in that slap?”
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Left or right?
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Is there a nondairy version of this?
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