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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Dec 2017

    Habitat For Humanity Investigated For Working Conditions After 92-Year-Old Laborer Collapses On Site https://trib.al/na7TCaF  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/QaievS3ctb

    3:05 PM - 30 Dec 2017
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      1. Merle‏ @Dee013Dee 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Love Jimmy Carter, making the world a little better. Too bad there aren't more like him.

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      1. Claw Hammer Hacker‏ @mwhammer99 30 Dec 2017
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        I wish I had 92-y/o Jimmy Carter energy at 40.

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      1. RedWhite&Shoe‏ @USAMINDJOB 30 Dec 2017
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        If this wasn't so funny, I'd be offended. #PresidentCarterRocks Trump should have to pay him a percentage of what he makes off of his properties courtesy of US taxpayers since he sold his peanut farm to become a real #POTUS

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      1. Sukka Cockatoo‏ @SukkaCockatoo 30 Dec 2017
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        Guy builds roof unaware he is dead.#RETROTONES4iPhone

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      1. _Dominik_‏ @dominikdz01 30 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/3AARYTL59a

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      1. estee tabernac‏ @esteetabernac 30 Dec 2017
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        Tweet of the day. 😜😊😉

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      2. Scott Daugherty‏ @OldTimeHockey99 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I heard the laborer had complained he was tired of working for peanuts, so one of Humanity's syndicate goons worked him over with a Billy club.

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's still working, not hanging out at the dive bar drinking dollar PBR.

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      1. Steve Nagel‏ @snitstwits 30 Dec 2017
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        Love it.

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      1. Don't Panic‏ @dontpanic1962 30 Dec 2017
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        Ha!

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      1. Ann Quinnan‏ @QuinnanAnn 30 Dec 2017
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        Cute

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      1. Juana Bimba‏ @sirimba 30 Dec 2017
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        🇨🇺 Why? Geezer labor hasn't been outlawed y

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      1. ShihTzuTylenol‏ @ShihTzuTylenol 30 Dec 2017
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        Bless his heart. Still busting his ass He is the true embodiment of a Great American

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      1. Fats‏ @jimmywhiz 30 Dec 2017
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        well we know it wasn't #trump b/c he's never done a lick of work in his life.

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      1. Zx741258‏ @Zx741258 30 Dec 2017
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        Where would be if President Carter had a second term? No supply-side no manditory minimums, no Nancy and Ron. No NeoCons.

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