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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Dec 2017

    Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It https://trib.al/Bwg5krb  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/Buwhv1CJtO

    8:17 AM - 30 Dec 2017
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      2. A n j e l i c a‏ @brokencandybar 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds like they borrowed Spirit Airlines mission statement

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      1. Charlie Schulze‏ @schulzecharlie2 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @kmgplace2b

        Had to ❤️ this, it was stuck on 666.

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      1. Data Fromstartrek‏ @go_csftitans 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Passenger: can I have ginger ale? Hostess: you can have a nice, tall glass of shut the fuck up

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      1. Allen Jenkins‏ @AllenJenkinsIII Jan 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hate this airline if you want to call this POS I’ll never fly Frontier again 4 hours of pain on plastic seats and pathetic stewards.

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      1. Adam Hyams‏ @IAmSnoopy14 30 Dec 2017
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        @akaTrendy @DosDosHyams

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      1. BSKRILOFF‏ @BSKRILOFF 30 Dec 2017
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        Pretty much what @united told us when switching us three from the same row to 3 separate rows of middle seats!!!

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      1. SPT‏ @HabsAvs Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @FlyFrontier rep on phone even laughed and said we can get you on a flight tomorrow 2hr after @Eagles game kicks off

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      1. SPT‏ @HabsAvs Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @FlyFrontier actually dared me to cancel and said they if I did they will only charge me to get me to Denver.

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      1. SPT‏ @HabsAvs Jan 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @FlyFrontier told me tough shit if you miss Game because of the mechanical issues. Won’t refund my total amount if I miss eagles game. Never mind screw me on that game ticket. They got me 500 miles...so they tried

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      1. Escaping the Family‏ @escapingthefam Jan 1
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        Hahahahaha

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      1. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 30 Dec 2017
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        Wise advice from the onion.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just be glad that you were not assigned seats on this location on the plane!! Just shut your yap and take what we give you? You think you are entitled to anything for a $215 air ticket?pic.twitter.com/xzM4TZHBx9

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      1. leashyourkids‏ @leashyourkids 30 Dec 2017
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        Advice for life.

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      1. nita‏ @nitajimmy2011 30 Dec 2017
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        Omg

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      1. Joe Mcnuggets‏ @joe_kozi 30 Dec 2017
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        This is too accurate. #frontiersucks

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