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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Dec 2017

    SeaWorld Crowd Applauds For Dolphin Playfully Spraying Blood From Blowhole https://trib.al/ov9IB54  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/KkrBrBkiva

    3:02 PM - 29 Dec 2017
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      2. Zx741258‏ @Zx741258 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Questionable taste boys.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. earthling‏ @candymaptones Jan 4
        Replying to @Zx741258 @TheOnion

        but it makes a very clear point: animals suffer at seaworld and other zoos while an oblivious, or an uncaring crowd applauds. horrible yes, but true and happening right now. so who has bad taste? the onion? or seaworld and its paying customers?

        3 replies 6 retweets 5 likes
      4. ✾ h0t_p0ppy ✾‏ @h0t_p0ppy Jan 5
        Replying to @candymaptones @Zx741258 @TheOnion

        The fact that this kind of thing has actually happened says it allpic.twitter.com/D827xMOB5I

        1 reply 8 retweets 6 likes
      5. ✾ h0t_p0ppy ✾‏ @h0t_p0ppy Jan 5
        Replying to @h0t_p0ppy @candymaptones and

        The orca died after an altercation. Her calf was at her side.

        2 replies 5 retweets 1 like
      6. Emmajane hing‏ @Emmajanehing Jan 5
        Replying to @h0t_p0ppy @mlb5555ed and

        What the hell! I know about Kandu and Corky but the dolphin!! People clapped at this!? I’d be distraught seeing this! What’s wrong with people?

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      7. ✾ h0t_p0ppy ✾‏ @h0t_p0ppy Jan 5
        Replying to @Emmajanehing @mlb5555ed and

        the onion is a satire news site

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      8. Emmajane hing‏ @Emmajanehing Jan 5
        Replying to @h0t_p0ppy @mlb5555ed and

        Ok thank you but the photo is still horific

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      9. earthling‏ @candymaptones Jan 5
        Replying to @Emmajanehing @h0t_p0ppy and

        earthling Retweeted earthling

        though @theonion piece is satire the seaworld bleeding orca pics are real, as is this vancouver aquarium incident where a mother orca births another dead baby. everyday, around the world, animals suffer wherever ticket prices are charged.https://twitter.com/candymaptones/status/871708220363898881 …

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        earthling @candymaptones
        annelise sorg describes the horrifying birth and death of a baby orca at the vancouver aquarium in 1995 #vanpoli http://www.straight.com/news/584636/vancouver-aquarium-bucks-national-trend-keeping-whales-and-dolphins … pic.twitter.com/NQLJYCPZlS
        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Gucky‏ @GuckyTheGerbil Jan 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Despicable. Looking at the picture of the dolphin is heart breaking. If edited or not. This tragedy happened! 😢 Not funny!pic.twitter.com/UoK0sqnNp2

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      1. Michelle Vanegas‏ @michellie___ 29 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s actually what happened to one of the orcas at Sea World years ago. Severed an artery in the jaw while ramming an enclosure gate and it bled to death. Sad times. 😕

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      1. Marissa Kozma‏ @marissajkozma 29 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lmfao im dying

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      1. Su Step‏ @S_Thrillhaus 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        F u sea world

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      1. Mr&MrsCanavan‏ @MrMrsCanavan Jan 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        People need to learn to grow up 😠 whoopee the word "blowhole" was used get a fucking life this Dolphin is clearly unwell 😠 & all people can do is make jokes & laugh 😡 the amount of cruel sick people in this world really angers us 👊

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      1. into dust‏ @Armaclast 29 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damn Onion

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      1. Casey Wallace‏ @xcwallx 29 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @timmyrao

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      1. Its_me_DBT‏ @DBTINC 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It wasn't funny then and remains so today.

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