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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Dec 2017

    Hundreds Of Miniature Sean Hannitys Burst From Roger Ailes' Corpse https://trib.al/YbDcoxS  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/n7cKYxXrwu

    9:19 AM - 29 Dec 2017
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      1. 1337us Kasady, Herald of the Deep State‏ @Ryn0ceros 29 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hope Ailes is rotting in hell, being screamed over by Fox hosts every time he tries to speak.

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      1. Chris‏ @hwatercooled 29 Dec 2017
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        Knew he was full of shit....

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      1. Dave the Fluffybunny‏ @DFluffybunny 29 Dec 2017
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        It's nice knowing what your nightmares will contain in advance.

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      1. OTC Dynamics, Inc.‏ @otcdynamics 29 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Estelle_CSC @TheOnion

        Gee-Whillakerz. Gosh-Darnnit

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      1. johannes strubledorf‏ @Wholetthisguyin 29 Dec 2017
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        Ridley Scott really stepped up his game in the horror department.

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      1. aj‏ @ajperez44 29 Dec 2017
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        someone help this writer!!!

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      1. WhatATangledWeb‏ @Fenbeast 29 Dec 2017
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        I may be forever traumatized.

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      1. BILL WILSON‏ @billwilsonwater Jan 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ailes tried to "turn out" my girlfriend in 1983 when she was recommended for a agent interview...long history of being a scumbag. Right now though, he is bent over a hot rock next to Scalia getting a hot lead enema, next to the molten lake of fire...

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      1. Destiny schoenleber‏ @DestinySchoenl2 31 Dec 2017
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      1. SuzEliz‏ @PinskyZinsk 30 Dec 2017
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        I'd forgotten Ailes died. Thanks for the uplifting moment. 😂

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 29 Dec 2017
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        We called the CDC to try to contain this outbreak, but the insidious spread of misinformation allows them to travel across the country even faster than facts or knowledge can reign them in... Sadly, we’re done for...

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      1. Michael Gallagher‏ @Gallagher4NY 29 Dec 2017
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        The movie is called, "Ailesians".

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      1. We Gonna Be Alright‏ @RobFromSac 29 Dec 2017
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        Watch out, ladies.

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