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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Dec 2017

    Cackling Trump Reveals To Dinner Guests They've All Just Eaten Single Piece Of His Tax Returns https://trib.al/lx0p4SQ  #OurAnnualYearpic.twitter.com/0aSbRbw8ns

    7:28 PM - 28 Dec 2017
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    25 replies 347 retweets 1,640 likes
      1. Carlglo‏ @Carlglo 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cackles is a wonderful description of what an evil witch does as she gets away with "deceiving the local population."

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      2. I Resist‏ @ProgressiveGrae 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And we're all being served his shyte.

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      1. Douglas MacKenzie‏ @PALGOLAK 29 Dec 2017
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        Weak.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 28 Dec 2017
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        I thought this was the White House briefing for today? Now you tell me it is part of your TAX RETURN??? No wonder it tasted fishy...pic.twitter.com/k041OXHC4t

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      1. Stephen Sheehan‏ @StephenSound 28 Dec 2017
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        And the winner is! 🥁pic.twitter.com/uCV0xnngzL

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      1. Ron‏ @Ron_in_AZ 28 Dec 2017
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        Now THAT is funny!

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      1. huskydog‏ @huskydog 28 Dec 2017
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        Truck Fump!

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      1. BallZzD33p‏ @BallZzD33p Jan 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @_YvonneBurton

        Bernie sanders says fakenews!!pic.twitter.com/8lrhUR4cWU

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      1. EJE‏ @Gene_972 Jan 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol

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      1. Mark Wright‏ @Quindel1plex Jan 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @JackPosobiec

        It's just a theory, but I think Trump may be outsmarting the whole lot of them. He will share his tax return when it will be the most politically advantageous for him to do so. Trump knows there's nothing there.

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      1. MegMurphSqui‏ @AllIn4DJT Jan 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @JackPosobiec

        Actually, it was in the pecan pie Sarah gave April Ryan.:)

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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard 29 Dec 2017
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        "@TheOnion: Cackling Trump Reveals To Dinner Guests They've All Just Eaten Single Piece Of His Tax Returns… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/946583587687673856 …"

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      1. claire geraghty‏ @cmgeraghty97 29 Dec 2017
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        LOL!

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      1. C Yates‏ @Leafuss 29 Dec 2017
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        The picture used just makes this gag :)

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      1. CrazyGermanHag‏ @AnkeBodzin 29 Dec 2017
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        This is so Hannibal Lecter...

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