What's more funny is the fixation with being a couple. There are so many divorces.
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You may fail, so why even try. Wait, that's not right.
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You can be happy, single or not.
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I’ve employed all these tactics. And, sadly, will employ them once again this year.
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me, I just visualize Marion Coitillard's tear-filled eyes. It gets me through anything.
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The best thing to do is set them on fire.
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Comedy shorts gamer?
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Y'all are too real sometimes
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I've mastered all these tactics, sadly enough! May kiss a bum this year though - they usually come with a liquor bottle to ease the pain
. They need lovin' too, you know?!! 
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Harkens back to high school dances... Girls on floor, guys propping up walls...pic.twitter.com/oC4CGT9dbR
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